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velvet hammer

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About Me

i am an acquired taste. i am a walking disaster. i drive in the right-hand lane. i take dares. i'm picky. i get really bad road rage. i look like my dad. i drink beer through a straw. i hate liars. i finally have cable. i act tough, but i'm not. in fact, i wear my heart on my sleeve - maybe you've just got to look closely to see it. i love reading books. i'm young spirited. i need the right-hand side. i greatly appreciate proper grammar usage. i get irritated when i find typos in published works. i am a super speller. type a. i love racial epithets. i love to rape & pillage. wreaking havoc is my forte. "these are a few of my favorite things" to the left. check it.

My Interests

skylines. flea markets. toronto. peanut butter. jokes. humanity. common sense. riesling. pedicures. midnight swims. sangria. reading. jamba juice. birthday cake. sunlight. good friends. tea with honey. nice hands. first kisses. photographs. vice magazine. ambien. my ipod. failed meters. breakfast. confetti. lucky pennies. solitude. guilty pleasures. vanilla soy lattes from starbucks, 140 degrees. building courage. family heirlooms. being in love.

I'd like to meet:

ignatius j reilly. kilgore trout. henry chiaski. vic mackey.

Music:

the grateful dead. the clash. ryan adams. stevie wonder. black crows. frank sinatra. tom petty. fleetwood mac. aerosmith. sublime. common. pete yorn. elliot smith. the cars. the eels. bill withers. jeff buckley. blondie. ccr. jack johnson. outkast. led zeppelin. the shins. counting crows. kanye west. allman brothers. simon and garfunkle. bob dylan. john legend. iron and wine. death cab for cutie. modest mouse. brmc. the ramones. a tribe called quest. the doors. elvis! janis joplin. weezer. tom petty. cream. the kooks. interpol. smashing pumpkins. endless. and radio.

Movies:

breakfast club. napoleon dynamite. amelie. garden state. city of god. being john malkovich. malena. old school. true romance. saved. the jerk. wonder boys. jesus' son. welcome to the dollhouse. annie hall. the lives of others. the fountain. pan's labyrinth.

Television:

roseanne. fairly oddparents. reno 911. family guy. mind of mencia. so notorious. weeds. the shield. stand up comedy. shark week on the discovery channel. the food network.

Books:

a confederacy of dunces. love in the time of cholera. one hundred years of solitude. catch 22. go ask alice. everything is illuminated. white teeth. a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. naked. tropic of cancer. waiting for godot. everything kurt vonnegut! anais nin.

Heroes:

manual laborers. suzanne bressler.

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Posted by velvet hammer on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:51:00 PST