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Fernando

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ST - Nobody Hears

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My Interests

I enjoy Petting My Terrier, playing with my puppy, letting my nuts hang. Toilet humor/dick jokes.

I'd like to meet:

Alan Watts - The Middle Way

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Music:

A little bit of everything but mostly rap/hiphop; although, not much of the new stuff that's been comming out recently, oldies, classic rock, rock, classical, rancheras, norteñas, some of the indie and punk stuff that my friends turn me on to etc. etc... anything with a squeeze box.

Movies:

Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson, zombie flicks (Dead Alive is FUCKING genius), 90's jail/hood movies, black and white films too And Miller's Crossing, of course.

Television:

I watch a lot of tv but all I really care about are cartoons: the comedy lineup on Adult Swim, the Simpsons, Family Guy; Conan O'brien is the funniest guy on the face of the Earth followed closely by Jon Stewart.

Books:

I mostly read fiction. Everything from pop writers like Stephen King to more "literary" writers like Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Lately I've been getting into some non fiction; Noam Chomsky is pretty good, as is Alan Watts, Everybody Poops.

Heroes:

My parents,Emiliano Zapata, Cantinflas, Charlie Chaplin, Lao Tzu, ME.

My Blog

random musings

I really enjoy finding people whom I dislike's profiles when they have a less than flattering picture up or when their page is lame. You've got meth-face. You've gotten fat and that hat looks stu...
Posted by Fernando on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:01:00 PST

What’s black and white and red all over?

My dog the next time he violates my blanket and leaves a puddle of doggie love on my bed.  I wouldn't hurt the guy, but I have no qualms about driving his ass to the vet and making him...
Posted by Fernando on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:46:00 PST

good thing i have a favorite new expression.

Motherfuckers are always trying to pull one scheme or other.  It always has to be Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Retard trying to pull shit, too.  It's never the smart ones. The ones who woul...
Posted by Fernando on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:03:00 PST

... con migo no va esa vaina.

My favofite new expression.   Also, I'm obsessed with the girl in the tutu in the Tego Calderon video.
Posted by Fernando on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:16:00 PST

Quote Of The Summer

Quote of the summer: "She's hotter than you". Quote of the summer courtesy of: Joe Aguirre.
Posted by Fernando on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:31:00 PST

Open your eyes, vato.

 A few weeks ago, I got involved in a drunken conversation about movies.  Somehow the conversation led to American Me and the subsequent copycats, i.e. Blood In Blood Out.  I went on a ...
Posted by Fernando on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

Happy belated birthday Jose Alfredo 3-22-07.

 You know it was a good party when you have to get bailed out of jail, or canine equivalent, on your birthday. One year old and already in the system.  The vet says he's thuggin' at a three ...
Posted by Fernando on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:41:00 PST

Eso, eso...

That was just bitch being a bitch to you.
Posted by Fernando on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

What do you believe?

 Last summer I bought a book titled What We Believe But Cannot Prove  I lent the book to a friend before I had a chance to read it and, due to tragically cliche circumstances, the book ...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST

Did I Really Fucking Hear That?

"I'm not gonna get into an opinion based discussion about religion." Said the dumbfuck who ordered the eXpresso at O'shay's last night... and called it eXpresso again after Ben made it obvious that it...
Posted by Fernando on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST