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Tuck

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About Me



Please allow me to introduce myself; I'm a man of wealth, and taste.

Which Archie character are you?
This profile was edited with MY OWN TWO HANDS.

My Interests

Movies, Art, Comics, Music, Camping, Thrill rides, Adventure, Travel, Reading, Writing, Laughing & making others laugh, Singing, The arts, and of course, Relaxing!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows how to respond to a dang message. I keep sending a hello out to you people, and it says you've read it, but you don't reply back. What the hell is that all about?
I'd like to talk to people who are actually interested in meeting. There's nothing to be scared of by meeting people, everyone just needs to get over it. I like to make new friends, don't you? I'd like to meet people in the Tulsa, Oklahoma area that like to play Magic: The Gathering, Battletech, or Shadowrun.
Oh, and Rosario Dawson!!!

Freedom! Forever!

Music:

.. .. .. There are really too many to list. To name a few: Frank Sinatra, Eddie Arnold, Tom Lehrer, Tom Waits, Stan Freberg, Jewel, Frank Zappa, Spike Jones, Tom Petty, Warren Zevon, Lynrd Skynrd, etc. If you don't know who these people are, then you need to stop watching MTV.

Movies:

.. .. .. I shot this movie myself, at points between San Diego, CA and Fort Worth, TX.
So many. A few: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Forrest Gump, The Princess Bride, JFK, The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Saw, Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc.

Television:


The Ultimate Showdown!
I rarely watch television. I get season DVD's, but I guess that counts as watching TV.
CSI, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Digging For The Truth, Lost, Animaniacs, Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm.

Books:

Lightning- Dean Koontz, The Bad Place- Dean Koontz, The Art of War- Sun Tzu, The Lord of the Rings- J.R.R. Tolkien, Night Shift- Steven King, Hearts In Atlantis - Stephen King, Dude, Where's My Country? - Michael Moore.

Heroes:

Mr Rogers.

My Blog

As long as we are beholden to foreign oil, it’s going to cost money.

Bullshit scams aren't going to lower gas prices. I'm sick and tired of seeing this bulletin about how to lower gas prices circulating its way around my page every time I log on. The bulletin proposes ...
Posted by Tuck on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:41:00 PST

Things cost money.

My future wife keeps telling me I have set my expectations far too high for the general public. Either she is right, or I'm a genius. I can't get over the way people act on the phone when they call yo...
Posted by Tuck on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:56:00 PST

Think you might be giving birth to a vampire? Why not post on Yahoo! Answers?

Yes, this is real.I believe the country should require both potential parents to obtain a licence by passing a standard intelligence test before having a baby....
Posted by Tuck on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

Update.

Well, I ended up not quitting my job at FedEx Kinko's. Why? I turned in my written two week notice, citing the fact that the new schedule was completely inhibiting any time I had with those I loved. W...
Posted by Tuck on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:51:00 PST

Anonymous Racism (NEW hate mail!)

From: AZNTo: TuckSubject: fuk u witey wut tha fuk is wit u writin ur shit about whut ppl liek 2 buy an 2 wear and the songs they liek ur probly just anothr stupid wite motherfukker 2 lazy an stup...
Posted by Tuck on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:12:00 PST

"Empowered woman" songs are stupid.

I keep hearing Carrie Cunterwood's latest bullshit single about tearing up her cheating boyfriend's car on the radio, and it makes me want to shoot my head off. To make things worse, th...
Posted by Tuck on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:25:00 PST

Put me in coach! I’m ready to play.

In a news conference this morning, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting quarterback for the Packers this coming Sunday. She claimed she is qualified to be a starting QB becau...
Posted by Tuck on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:43:00 PST

You know youre an idiot when...

Fighting my way through the copious unwashed masses whilst walking through the mall lately, I keep seeing the more ridiculously named bullshit for sale than I've ever seen in my life. Just to be clear...
Posted by Tuck on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

Rock for Tuck’s Bank Account

"Rock for Darfur"? What the fuck is this shit?! You know, I'm all for a good save the ... spotted ... ant petition every now and then. I'll sign. I mean, sure, whatever, pass the kool aid. What I am s...
Posted by Tuck on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:37:00 PST

Screw KFCs bullshit marketing.

I am so sick and tired of seeing KFC's commercials that I think I'm going to puke. Nevermind that they play riffs from "Sweet Home ALABAMA" in the background of a KENTUCKY Fried Chicken...
Posted by Tuck on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST