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My name is Jay, and I work for
xiie.net as an A&R Executive. I also play guitar in a band called Fulkrum .
In my spare time (haha), I help run Grendylmetal Productions
alongside Fulkrum's drummer Hawke .
Anything else you want to know, just ask.

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My boys...

My Interests

My kids are #1. Other than that, music.
Epic

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Adam Sandler, cuz he's just funny. Also Chris Barnes, anyone from the band Amorphis, Bruce Dickinson, David Spade, Bill Maher, Ozzy Osbourne, Chris Cornell, John Cleese (my favorite Python), Eric Idle, or any of the Pythons, and of course, Tila Tequila (who wouldn't, right?)
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Music:



Mostly metal, but I like all kinds, like
Amorphis (my favorite band),
Black Sabbath,
Alice In Chains,
Devildriver,
Stevie Ray Vaughn,
Straight Line Stitch,
Divine Heresy,
Buddy Guy,
Slayer,
Jimi Hendrix,
Pantera,
Tool,
Corrosion of Conformity,
Down,
Elvis,
Beatles,
My Dying Bride,
Cradle Of Filth,
Iron Maiden,
Slipknot,
Mudvayne,
SOAD,
Grendyl,
Tenacious D,
Chopin,
Rachmaninov,
Beethoven,
Hank Williams Jr.,
Charlie Daniels Band,
Willie Nelson,
and lots of others.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange,
Boondock Saints,
any Monty Python,
any Kevin Smith,
or Quentin Tarantino movies.
And A Fish Called Wanda.

Television:

The Simpsons,
Showbiz Show,
Daily Show,
Family Guy,
South Park,
Real Time with Bill Maher,
Last Comic Standing,
, Bullshit,
and a few others.

It's me, Southparkalized!

Books:

I never learned to read. Damn Alabama schools.

Heroes:

Chris Barnes,
Homer Simpson

My Blog

Jesus freaks & assorted religious nuts, please read this and educate yourself.

For the original article, click here.15 Answers To Creationist Nonsense1. Evolution is only a theory. It is not a fact or a scientific law.Many people learned in elementary school that a theory falls ...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:41:00 PST

14 things it took me 30 years to learn.

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST

For Smokers Only!

Population ControlMay 8 [02:00 GMT]  Healthist trash must stop targeting children  The schools' brain washing of children with healthist garbage, and the use of the children to "educate" their pare...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

Drummers

A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the mating behaviour of the giant rat of Sumatra. Arou...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:23:00 PST

Global Warming

Thanks to the Phil Valentine Show. http://www.philvalentine.com   Stop Global Whining! The scientists Al Gore didn't interview Over 17,000 noted scientists have signed a petition debunking the s...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

Why It's Great To Be A Guy.

Great Reasons To Be A Guy... Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry clea...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST

Climb The Ladder To Success

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. Hed walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, h...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:09:00 PST

The Bet.

The Bet. Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service auditaccompanied by his attorney. Going over his records,the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it appears that you liveat a much higher level than y...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

I thought this was interesting.

David Swanson: Atheists for Peace Monday, 8 May 2006, 11:40 amOpinion: David Swanson Atheists for PeaceBy David Swanson With the exception of Jews and African-Americans, no demographic group in ...
Posted by Come see me at Xiie.net/j on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:25:00 PST