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John

Slowly, slowly, the cricket drifted through space.

About Me

Impoverished scion of once-wealthy Basque shellfish entrepreneurs, has repeatedly maintained he had no connection with the assassination of Chicago's mayor Anton Cermak in 1933. He continues to assert he was born in 1934 and could not possibly have installed those storm windows for Giuseppe Zangara. Yeah, sure, but where was he when JFK bought it?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Space Cooties

Movies:

Bottlerocket, Royal Tanenbaums, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Dogma, Clerks, Slackers, Lost in Translation, TRON, Amelie, Un Chien Andalou, Tetsuo: Iron Man, anything weird, horrible, painful, funny, or thought provoking

Television:

le Tour de France on OLN, with or without LA.

Books:

Philip K. Dick, Chuck Pahlaniuk, George Orwell, Jules Verne, Terry Pratchett, Burgess Meredith, and Irving Washington

Heroes:

That kung foo kitten with the samurai sword that hacked into the gibson to steal from the rich and give to the poor, but that in the end learned an important lesson about the dangers of playing with fire.

My Blog

The deal

All righty, if you got this far you probably know me from a former life. Most of what's on the main page there is random, and it's there because it makes me laugh. You want the straight poop? Fire ...
Posted by John on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:12:00 PST