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About Me

Simple, like a veggie sandwich. But twice as handsome. I am a metrosexual bowler, with a strike average of under 5%. My forte is that I pick up a lot of spares. A lot. I have always wanted to conduct science experiments in space. I run like two girls, back to back, yet side by side as well. One facing forward, the other backward... I see the whole playing field is what I'm telling you. I play drums and so enjoy practising counting by 5's to 10, while maintaining a strict diet of assorted fossil fuels. I really want to go to the next Telemiracle and conceive my first born, Telemiracle Wilson, and pledge my child's life to Satan on air.

My Interests

Estoy un aficionado de detalle: "It is not large to have no detail."

I'd like to meet:

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Music:

!!!, bad religion, blonde redhead, boom bip, botch, candiria, dead kennedys, deerhoof, death from above 1979, do make say think, drive like jehu, faraquet, fight the monster, hank williams III, herbert, hot chip, interpol, into eternity, islands, jawbreaker, jets to brazil, june of '44, jimi hendrix, lazerblade, LCD soundsystem, michael franti and spearhead, modest mouse, my morning jacket, nancy ray-guns, nomeansno, of montreal, outhud, pretty girls make graves, propagandhi, refused, saetia, sense field, six finger satellite, slint, snowden, songs:ohia, supersystem, sunny day real estate, tapes n tapes, the allman brothers band, the doors, tinsley ellis, why?, wolf parade, and of course, zep.

Movies:

Anything with bad acting.

Television:

daily show, Holmes on Homes, Nova, The Nature of Things with David Suzuki, Dog the Bounty Hunter cuz he'll give ya smokes

Books:

Beginner's Guide to Constucting the Universe, Pacifism as Pathology, Urantia Book, Collapse of Globalism, Life of Pi, Fourth in the Furnace

Heroes:

the 1989 Saskatchewan Roughriders

My Blog

Izco, Youzco, we all go to Cuzco

Another truth about Peru: Gas stations are the real banks. Ask any taxi driver. The bank machines only give large bills, and it is difficult to find change, but gas stations are the ticket. ...
Posted by Mark of the Beats on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

my south american police-payoff

Yep, I had to pay off the cops. I was told my other option was to go to jail for 15 days as I await my trial. Now my hostal neighbour is blackmailing me for $15, so he can stay two extra days wit...
Posted by Mark of the Beats on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

cat's out of the bag, and he ain't happy

Third Neutronic Truth of Peru: If there is a bus passing a chicken bus going uphill, there is no law against your bus passing both of those buses using the shoulder of the road on the opposite side. S...
Posted by Mark of the Beats on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST

tell it like it is, Don Cherry

The Peruff is in the Pudding, Okay, another truth about Peruvians 2. There is a cream that is derived from the "natural secretions" of a snail. The "drool" or "dribble" or "snail trail" as it were. I ...
Posted by Mark of the Beats on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:19:00 PST

peru 1 - 2

Alright... so some truths that I have learned about Peru(vians). 1. Don't make fun of Mark Anthony. Nobody will laugh. In fact, I think he is a personal family friend of everyone who is Peruvian. Sayi...
Posted by Mark of the Beats on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST