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New England Lung Chowda

Waiter,there's a soccer mom in my soup!

About Me

MAKER OF PRETTY PICTURES - MORE ATROCITIES IN THE WORKS - WEBSITE COMING SOON p align

scapegoated accuser
myopically open-minded
underdog champion
native foreigner
vulgar gentleman
assimilated misfit
cynical romantic
erratically consistent
nocturnal day-walker
peacefully hostile
youthful geezer

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



WHAT I'D LIKE TO EAT:

DEFORMITY OF MY FEET:

HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

Music:


Movies:



Television:

A television set is completely useless unless it's augmented with a vcr or dvd player in order to watch the films listed above.

Books:

To paraphrase Robert Fripp: "Me and a book is a party.Me,a book, and a cup of coffee is an orgy".
Essential Authors(A VERY brief sampler):
Anton LaVey
Henry Rollins
George Carlin
Doug Kenney
John Edward Lawson
H.P. Lovecraft
Alan Moore
Frank Miller
Richard Dawkins
Gavin Badderley
Iceberg Slim
Daniel Bukszpan
Katherine Dunn
Robert Arthur
Robert Greene
William S. Burroughs
Neil Gaiman
Robert Mayer
Thomas Harris
Grant Morrison
A few all-time favorite books:
Super Folks
Geek Love
The Satanic Bible
The Devil's Notebook
Satan Speaks
Incredibly Strange Music vols. I & II
Ghosts And More Ghosts
Andy Kaufman Revealed!
Black Coffee Blues
Do I Come Here Often?
Smile,You're Traveling
Broken Summers
Miles:The Autobiography
The God Delusion
I Killed
Black Indians
Lucifer Rising
Last Burn In Hell
Play Dead
Cult Flicks + Trash Pics
Hannibal
The Dark Knight Returns
V For Vendetta
Watchmen
various art books and periodicals
BBW porn
guitar/bass magazines and catalogues (just as good as BBW porn,sometimes better)
Many books have been savored over the years. However,the tip of the iceberg is barely scratched.Books are still "The Undiscovered Country".
If a book was a woman,I'd fuck it deep.Fortunately,my woman shares the same attitude.She would probably fuck her entire Abe Lincoln collection alone,if she could.That works...

Heroes:

New England Lung Chowda

My Blog

I write the blogs that make the young girls cry

These thoughts have to land somewhere.Might as well be here...What the fuck is so great about Abstract Art?Where's the talent?I like abstraction as an ELEMENT of a piece,but not as the piece itself.I ...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST

Outliving Your Enemies,Part 666

Jerry Falwell had a bad heartA self-righteous pig from the very start"Tinky's a fag,you'll see the light!"Said this icon of the religious right"Christ is Lord,Christ is risen!"This preacher bellowed o...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:07:00 PST

New England Lung Chowda:The Rolling Stone Interview

1. Where were you on July 4th 2006?As far away from the general public as possible.2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?Bronchitis has a way of fostering creativity.3. What song are you l...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

In The Sunshine Of Your Lunch

Quick!Run to the kitchen!Pull out your sharpest tool...and skin your face.Press what's left of your face against the blankest wall in your house.Keep it there for half a minute.Slowly peel away only t...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST

Afros,Mohawks,and why I have no use for Black History Month

Yes,you read right- I,a black man in modern day America,don't participate in so-called "Black History Month".Not only does it leave me cold,but I personally find it alittle insulting and degrading.Lem...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:52:00 PST

Three-headed baby born with 6 assholes

Thu Feb 2,2:38pm ET      Associated Press BENNETT, Colo. - Some parents in this prairie town are angry with an elementary school music teacher for showing pupils a video about...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:03:00 PST

Trivial Caca

200.My full name is:not important,unless you're writing me a check 199.I was born on:Pearl Harbor Day,1967 according to your Earth Christian calendar 198.I am:a carbon-based life form 197.My hair c...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:47:00 PST

The Booger Hardens and Begins to Loosen

The House stood on a grassy lawn along the stretch of a forested backroad.It was a strange house,part Victorian,part Cape.Two cars,a '69 Mustang and a '71 bug,took up most of the driveway.Rusted Harle...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:40:00 PST

A crusty booger in the nasal passage of society(a bedtime story)

"Right now,those are your only options,unfortunately",I said,bracing myself for more bullshit attitude.I wasn't disappointed."That is UNACCEPTABLE",it said."There's absolutely NOTHING you can do for m...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 11:37:00 PST

Masturbate Theater,Act II

The young pretty boy named Jeff("friend" of Scott[Mr.Right..44,Arch Rival of Levy])saunters into the Parasite Projects Hotel in search of Shannon The Troublemaker.He walks up and speaks to Your Insigh...
Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST