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Jokes? I Know A Few...

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About Me

Well to begin with, I love humor and comedy in all its different forms and aspects. It's a passion of mine. I firmly believe laughter is the greatest aphrodisiac. Being able to find the humor in just about anything is one of my greatest assets. I'm a free spirit who enjoys hanging out with my friends just as much as a quiet evening at home. I love meeting people who offer new and different ideas because it's the basis of all great conversations. You can learn so much about a person if you only take the time to listen to what they have to say. Whether it's about sports, life (which has more in common then most people think), politics or just anything in general. I'm just trying to be a better person any way I can. I'm loyal to my friends, even if I don't always show it. I may not always be there when they want me to be but I'll be there when they need me to be. I am a huge NY Giants fan and on top of that football happens to be my favorite sport. It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings. I like going to movies, reading in parks, parties, and just enjoying everything that this city has. I love to write (stories, poems, comedy). I'm a believer in if you want to know more about a person just ask. If you want to get to know me better just ask I'm an open book for the most part. Having the strength to answer the tough questions takes just as much strength as it does to ask them because "Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.
You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.
You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.
Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

My Interests

As far as entertainment value, I like spending time with my great friends spread out all through New York, reading a good book, listening to all types of music (almost any will do, I have an open mind to all types of music except Bluegrass). Writing is fun, and because of my love for comedy I spend a good amount of time watching comedy routines of guys like Lewis Black (who’s one of my favorites), George Carlin and Charlie Murphy. After watching as much comedy as I do I pick up a few tricks and ideas that help mold my own style and jokes. Trust me there good. Old school video games, movies and trying to gain more culture by going to art museums. Football; lets go Giants! Anything else....um oh yeah I like to get drunk every so often but not as much as some of my friends (you know who you are… Chris).

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who are trustworthy, kind, have a great sense of humor because I will tell jokes and so will my friends and if you don't like to laugh and have funny I just can't help you. .. More videos from the "Burly Sports Show" channel at Burlysports.com

Music:

R. Kelly, Snoop Dogg, T.I, Jay-z, Vast, Akon, Iris, Flaw, Jaheim, Mint Condition, Jodeci, Metalica, Eminem, Nickleback, Jim Jones, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Jimmy Hendrix, Teddy Pendergrass, Lou Rauls, The Dramatics, The Isley Brothers, Earth Wind and Fire etc. As you can tell I'm pretty open to listening to all types of music. I’ll give anything a listen to at least once.

Movies:

The Professional, The Man With No Name Trilogy, Scarface, Fall, Ninja Scroll, Serpico, They Live, Top Gun, Akira, Gladiator, Platoon, Batman Begins, Spider-man, Sin City, We Were Soldiers, Dirty Harry Series, Training Day, Casablanca, An Affair to Remember, Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, Unforgiven, naming any more would start to cramp my hand so we’ll end here.

Television:

The Office, Michael Scott is the greatest man alive, wouldn’t we all want a boss like him. I know I’ve met a few Dwight E. Schrute in my life. Angel used to be my favorite show but it got cancelled, so I started to watch Bones which has grown on me over time. Can’t forget To Catch A Predator… it’s a guilty pleasure, I’m still amazed that these guys stay to talk to Chris Hansen even though they know who he is and what he does.

Books:

The Stand, Salem’s Lot, Misery, American Gods, 100 Years of Solitude, The Awakening of Intelligence, Christine, Cujo, Carrie, On Love and Loneliness. My favorite book growing up was The Girlfriend by R.L. Stine.

Heroes:

Instead of me telling you who my heroes are, I’ll just tell you why they are important in the first place because “nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. - It's harsh, and cruel. - But that's why there's heroes. It doesn't matter who they are, what they've done or suffered, or even if they make a difference. Heroes live as though the world was what it should be, to show it what it can be.” cartoon layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Blog

BONDS (The Ties That Bind Us)

In order to escape a path of loneliness, you have no choice but to work hard and make your own path. If you can do that, then someday... you can be something more, something else. I want to achieve so...
Posted by Jokes? I Know A Few... on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST

A Place Called Home

Well, it's not hard to see Anyone who looks at me Knows I am just a rolling stone Never landing any place to call my own To call my own Well, it seems like so long ago But it really ain't you...
Posted by Jokes? I Know A Few... on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST

Not Enough ( You Can't Live A Lie)

Where did it all go wrong? How could I lose such an important part of my life? I'm tired, not physically tired but mentally and emotionally. It runs straight to my soul. A weary body can heal over tim...
Posted by Jokes? I Know A Few... on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:22:00 PST