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first things first, i'm adam
and i don't put up with shit.
i am extremely blunt, but at least i am not a liar.
i am a vegan, so don't try to feed me animals.
i am in love with controversy,
there is nothing more precious than shocking society.
i enjoy the concept of androgyny.
i am a recovering fat kid,
though i still eat like one.
i enjoy the sun, it sets me in a euphorical mood.
i dig intellectuals, but nerds are apathetic.
i can be spontaneous, but i like to be chill.
i haven't had my hair its natural colour for four years.
i am not fond of dogs, seeing as i constantly get attacked by them.
i believe cats and i share some inexplicable method of telecommunication.
i am horrified by spiders, though i wouldn't kill them.
i am remarkably failing all my classes this semester.
i need to get my priorities straight.
i need a fuckin' job.
i do not believe in god.
i am opinionated.
i have neat writing.
i have the messiest bedroom ever,
though i enjoy cleaning tori coke's house.
i hate my facial hair.
i have the potential to befriend you within seconds,
but i can hate you with the snap of yo' fingers.
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last summer was the revolution i had been yearning for;
my introduction to a liberated life.
i plan to intrigue.