i mostly enjoy doing fiendish su doku puzzles
i also enjoy going to reading festival but not with the people below. i am not joking. no i am really. actually... nah.im matt, im cool, im in my last year at sheffield doing mechanical engineering writing a fucking lame ass thesis on the aerodynamics of airborne faeces. its the worst course in the world not only because its rock solid but because 99% of the people who do it are blokes. and this is the bit where someone makes a comment about me loving male genitals. that last 1% consists of gingers and just butch lesbians which does nothing for my mojo. i like drinking beer through THE INEBRIATOR, because its funny and i like beer. i go to that place called corp far too much but i've found recently that im just not brutal enough for the kids these days. i think its funny when i see lego man hair cut on a scenster, i mean... i loved lego when i was a kid but i didnt love it THAT much. my current ambition is to drink every single beer that is available for purchase in the best pub ever: the devonshire cat. obviously not all in one go. but in doing so i shall become a true beer connoisseur. my 2nd life ambition is to grow a handle-bar moustache. that would be megalolz would it not?i can't believe i've wasted time writing this when i could have been browsing for porn, mostly involving excessively hairy chinese midgets. finally i'd like to say facebook can die a horrible fiery second death in the depths of hell.a couple more things i feel i should bring to your attention...
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