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la llorona

...you're the one for me fatty...

About Me


Laura's Zest.mp3
things I like:
orcas, jews, the 50's, beards, ill-tempers, olives, shit for free, cheap wine, roller skates, dirty looks, sharks, swearing
things I do not like:
predictability, blond hair, the 80's, the obvious joke, tiny dogs, avian flu, near-earth astroids, everyone

you're an empty promise, you're an easy chair, you're the gods forces struck down somewhere...you're a secret noticed, you're a mystery sky, you're a wish floated up to the night...medellia of my eyes...you're the emptiness of i...you're the reason that i write...and if you say you will, i will love you still...and if i could, i'd throw away this world...I'd dress you all in pearls...i'd give you what you wanted...you're all i notice in a crowded room...you're vacant motives unmoved, revealed... medellia of my eyes...you're the emptiness of i, you’re the reason that i drive... and if you say you will, i will love you still...and if i just could be anything for you, just anyone at all, anything that mattered, washed out...you’re the silly reasons in a goldfish laugh...you’re the ageless season at rest at last.
Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
my life:
Mex·i·can stand·off: a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner

My Interests

stripping, tattoos, diamonds, marshmallow peeps, el sagrado corazon de jesus, hassidic reggae, dairy, diet rockstar, fuck-sing, malte-poos, black-tar heroin, creme brulee, penises, hyper-color t-shirts, spaghetti poodles, perms, mexico, coco perfume, hello kitty, morrissey, gold teeth, pan dulce, breast milk, cadillac margaritas, fake eyelashes, red lipstick, toast, crack, black eyeliner, las vegas, roshambo, petty theft, silky lace cravates, hairy chests, chutes and ladders, winning at monopoly, artificial trees, soap and water, sake, cotton candy, dane cook, shaking babies, ham sandwiches, money laundering, granny panties, the golden girls, taxidermy, dance 360, pandering, sam elliot, scrunchies, mobile homes, eating and crying at the same time, laughing and crying at the same time...

I'd like to meet:


this is fucking awesome.

Let the bodies hit the floor: Benny Hinn style

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Music:

Morrissey, The Smiths, Interpol, The Postal Service, Bjork, Matisyahu, David Bowie, The Flaming Lips, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Joy Division, Death Cab, Shonen Knife, The Stills, Les Baxter, Perez Prado, Peggy Lee, Sinatra, Elvis, Dean Martin, Martin Denny, Brigitte Bardot, ABBA, Loretta Lynn, Foghat, Johnny Cash, the Darkness, Spinal Tap, The Beatles, most anything sung in french or japanese...

Movies:

Casino, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Urban Cowboy, Coal Miner's Daughter, Elizabeth, Chicago, Godfather 1 & 2, Hero, Gone with the Wind, the Good - the Bad - and the Ugly, the Royal Tenenbaums, Napoleon Dynamite, Welcome to the Doll House, the Last Unicorn, The Dark Crystal, Kill Bill Vols 1 & 2, Snatch, Run Lola Run, Rat Race, Princess Mononoke, House of Flying Daggers, the Others...etc

Television:

Family Guy, Dance 360, Absolutely Fabulous, Telenovelas, How do I look?, Seconds from Disaster, Desperate Houswives, Golden Girls, The Nanny, Best Week Ever, Jeopardy, South Park...etc

Books:

The Lonely Doll, The Complete Claudine, Salome, Peyton Place, Kitchen, Raise the Red Lantern, Rice, the Godfather, Dracula, Weetzie Bat, the Bombshell Manual of Style, the Rules, Tender Murderers: Women Who Kill ...

Heroes:

Martha Stewart, Thomas Paine, Che and Jesus

My Blog

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Posted by la llorona on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST