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Jeffrey

I may be schizophrenic, but I'll always have each other!

About Me

i like to think of myself as a simple boy with a big heart, who has big dreams, likes to have fun, laugh, and who knows just what he wants in life...in actuality, i'm all that and a whole lot more, but you'd have to get past my incredibly high fences and you'd have to take a chance and get to know me to understand... i'm a star in the making... i'm a schizo... a loveable, fabulous, eccentric schizo... Jeffrey! is a high speed rollercoaster that includes sharp turns, sudden drops, and an upside-down, inverted maneuver that you won't want to miss. Riders should be cautioned that they may get wet, and even better, they may get soaked. Don't forget to scream on the ride: your picture is being taken! WARNING! For safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, heart, back or neck problems, motion sickness, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure. Expectant mothers should not ride. Guests must transfer from their wheelchair or Electric Convenience Vehicle to experience the attraction. If you have a Disney's FASTPASS® return ticket, enter the FASTPASS® return line for speedy service....ellen says that i'm the most honest and genuine person she's ever met, a person who's going to tell you exactly how it is and answer any question no matter what... it should be noted that i'm in love with ellen, but her description of me is dead on...

My Interests

figure skating, writing, languages, acting, exercising, cooking, dancing (anytime, anyplace), being crazy, watching movies, singing loud and off-key, kissing an upside-down spiderman in the rain, re-establishing the toga as a viable dress option, being me, seeing/helping/having dreams come true, pondering the oddities of life, raccoon eyes, impersonating greek gods, travelling all around the world, becoming famous, spending money, living life to its fullest, winning walk-offs and shimmy contests worldwide, telling it like it is, conversing for hours on end, random miscellany and the department of redundant redundancies

I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone... if you haven't seen "The Story of Us" go out right now and see it! You'll understand this quote a whole lot better, too... it's very me... "No, that's not why I'm saying Chow Fun's. I'm saying Chow Fun's because we're an us. There's a history here and histories don't happen overnight. You know, in Mesopotamia or ancient Troy or somewhere back there, there are cities built on top of other cities, but I don't want to build another city, I like this city. I know where we keep the bactene, and what kind of mood you're in when you wake up, which eyebrow is higher, and you always know that I'm a little quiet in the morning and compensate accordingly, that's a dance you perfect over time. And it's hard, it's much harder than I thought it would be, but there's more good than bad and you don't just give up. And it's not for the sake of the children, but oh god, they're great, aren't they? God, and we made them! I mean, think about that: there were no people there and then there were people and then they grew. And I won't be able to say to some stranger Josh has your hand or remember how Erin threw up at the Lincoln Memorial, then I'll try to relax. Let's face it, anybody is going to have traits that get on your nerves, why shouldn't it be your annoying traits and I'm no day at the beach, but I do have a good sense of direction so at least I can find the beach, which is not a criticism of yours, it's just a strength of mine. And, God, you're a good friend, and good friends are hard to find. Charlotte said that in Charlotte's Web and I love how you read it to Erin and you take on the voice of Wilbur, the pig, with such commitment even when you're both tired, that speaks volumes about character and ultimately isn't that what it comes down to, what a person's made of? Because that girl in the pith helmet is still in here. Beep, ba-ba-beep. I didn't even know she existed until I met you and I'm afraid if you leave, I may never see her again, even though I said at times you beat her out of me. Isn't that the paradox?! Haven't we hit the essential paradox? Give and take, push and pull, yin and yang, the best of times, the worst of times. I think Dickens said it best. The Jack Sprat of it: he could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, but it doesn't really apply here. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm saying Chow Fun's because I love you." - Michelle Pfeiffer in "The Story of Us"

Music:

one-hit wonders, musicals, cheesy songs, classical, 98 degrees, a-teens, abba, ace of base, all-american rejects, aqua, aquabats, atc, bangles, the beatles, beautiful south, bond, boyzone, britney spears, cake, cascada, celine dion, cher, christina aguilera, emma bunton, faith hill, garbage, geri halliwell, the go-gos, gwen stefani, gypsy kings, imogen heap, jessica simpson, josh groban, justin timberlake, kelly clarkson, kristin chenoweth, kylie minogue, letters to cleo, lily allen, madonna, maksim mrvica, the mamas and the papas, maroon 5, mary j blige, mika, missy elliot, no doubt, o-zone, olivia newton-john, outkast, paris hilton, paul mccartney, pussycat dolls, rihanna, rilo kiley, robyn, roxette, s club 7, sara bareilles, sarah brightman, savage garden, shakira, sheryl crow, sixpence none the richer, souldecision, spice girls, stefy, steps, sugarbabes, t.A.T.u, tegan and sara, timbaland, vanessa mae, weezer, weird al, the wonders, zazie

Movies:

10 things i hate about you, 300, a funny thing happened on the way to the forum, a mighty wind, a walk to remember, adventures in babysitting, alice in wonderland, anastasia, austin powers, batman begins, beautiful, blades of glory, bridge to terabithia, bring it on, bringin' down the house, bruce almighty, bye bye birdie, catch me if you can, center stage, chicago, chocolat, cinderella, clueless, empire records, ever after, evita, french kiss, finding nemo, get over it, grease, guarding tess, harry potter, head over heels, hercules, high school musical, hocus pocus, holes, how to deal, i heart huckabees, indian summer, joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat, jumanji, labyrinth, legally blonde, legend, life as a house, life or something like it, logan's run, lord of the rings, mean girls, memoirs of a geisha, minority report, miss congeniality, mona lisa smile, monty python, mothman prophecies, moulin rouge, mr. and mrs. smith, much ado about nothing, mulan, my best friend's wedding, my big fat greek wedding, phantom of the opera, phantom of the paradise, pirates of the caribbean, pride & prejudice, prince of egypt, princess bride, remember the titans, rent, restaurant, rumor has it, runaway bride, say anything, shall we dance, she's the man, shrek, sister act, sleeping beauty, snow white, spiderman, star wars, steel magnolias, step up, stranger than fiction, strictly ballroom, sugar & spice, team america: world police, the beautician and the beast, the chronicles of narnia, the cutting edge, the family stone, the first wives' club, the incredibles, the matrix, the mummy, the neverending story, the notebook, the pajama game, the prince & me, the producers, the ring, the story of us, the wedding date, the wedding planner, the wedding singer, toy story, uncle buck, v for vendetta, wedding crashers, what about bob, willow, wimbledon, xanadu, x-men, zathura, zoolander

Television:

will & grace, family guy, west wing, the nanny, medium, wings, sex and the city, friends, conan o'brien, heroes, 30 rock, ask-a-ninja, hope is emo, ugly betty, arrested development, smallville, craig ferguson, amazing race, brothers and sisters, are you afraid of the dark, mighty morphin power rangers, rome, mystery science theatre 3000, weeds, saved by the bell, weird science, quantum leap, kids incorporated, spellbinder, californication, pushing daisies, friday night project, dark shadows

Books:

the bible (it's better in greek), the giver - lois lowry, carmina - catullus, oryx and crake - margaret atwood, bacchae - euripides, the scarlet letter - nathaniel hawthorne, the crucible - arthur miller, amphitryo - plautus, the chronicles of narnia - c.s. lewis, kindred - octavia butler, sappho, the satyricon - petronius, aristophanes, juvenal, priapea, garden of priapus - amy richlin, pride and prejudice - jane austen, harry potter - j.k. rowling, the inferno - dante, jane eyre - charlotte bronte, john donne, shakespeare, emily giffin

My Blog

wherein jeffrey is extremely childish...

Okay, so today in class we were talking about deconstruction theory and to make a long story short, we've been using the example of phonemes lately to talk about difference and such. We were focusing ...
Posted by Jeffrey on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:02:00 PST

do you have cooties?

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Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:08:00 PST

baby got bible...

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Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST

cool beans...

So I got a cool little birthday present this morning at about 1:30am. I was sitting by myself in the spa at my parents' house, just relaxing and looking up at the stars when suddenly the brightest sho...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

I did not pee my pants!

It just had to happen. Friday was one of those days in your adult life where you just have to suck it up and confront the awkward stares and the sheer embarrassment of something that didn't happe...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:17:00 PST