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About Me

Hey, my name is Josef. I love to hang out on the beaches and relax. I really want to become a Marine Biologist, an Architect, and an Actor. Right now my job is modeling but you know how fun is it to sit there and pose in front of really hot lights ! I also love to work out in my gym ! ! ! !Oh yeaaaa hot and sexi ( I'll be up in the gym just workin on my fitenss, your my witness ! ) ! haha But anyways I love to meet new people so check the site out, comment my pics, leave a comment, wright me a message ! :-)Dirty Joke of the month !Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one.Madonna doesn't have one.The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's.What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )The answer is: "A Last Name." You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?

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My Interests

I play the piano it is my favorite instrument, and I also play the tromboner. I love to dive, work out in my gym, snorkel in the Ocean, I love animals, and I love to party ! ! ! Love to play poker ! ! ! $ $ $ $$ $ $ $ $ $ $Created @ Starboo.com

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet fergie, Jessica Simpson, Kate Winslet, Sarah jessica parker, and the rest of the celbritys
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Music:

Fergie, Fergie, fergie, fergie, Jazz, Rap, hip hop, big band, and anything played in piano ! ! !

Movies:

Titanic, poseidon, Fergie movies, indiana jones, scary movie 1, 2, 3, and 4, all the jaws movie, any adventure movie and you know I love all movies.
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Television:

Thats so raven, friends, jerry springer, unsloved mysteries, MTV ( Fergie ferg ), and other funny shows.

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Books:

I dont like to read but when it is a magazine ! ! !

Heroes:

Jeasus, My grandfather, * * *ME* * *

My Blog

The Best Party Ever ( OPEN THIS FOR AN AMAZMENT )

I threw a party last night ! :-) It was a shame you couldnt come ! ! ! Your girlfriend came though. Actually she came back 3 times to get some more ! ! ! ! :0
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

Happy new years

Happy New Year ! ! ! : ) SHOULD ALL AQUANTINCE BE FORGOT DEE DEE DEE DUM ...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Very important pictures ! ! !

Here are some of my wife's pictures Thats all I need right there ! ! ! Thats my wife ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

JosefLishious

Im not conceeded but this is so funny lol it is off of fergielishous ! ! ! LOL its stupid but i was bored so i posted ittt ! Josef Lishious Joseflisious definitian make...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

Haunted Titanic ? ? ?

Today some friends and us are going to the titanic museam YAAAA and its turned into a haunted house for halloween I hope i see rose there AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! ! ! ! Lol it will be fun ! ! ! ...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

My New House

Whats up my peeps we just moved into our new house yaaa it rocks ( trust me ) I even have my own jaccuzi in my room so hot girls are welcome in it wit me ! ! ! YAAA lol :) Scroll down to...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

The Weiner Dog . . .

Yoooo all . . . Guess what we found a weiner dog and we kept it over night and my sistser though it was hers but thn today we found the owners and she was hystericle UGGG SHE IS STILL CRYING what else...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

Our new pond

Today we finished our backyard pond cool cool ! We got some big goldfish called koi and put them in it looks so cool you all need to come over and see it. . . It looks so cool ! ! ! ! ...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:16:00 PST

MY NEW MAGAZINE ! ! !

HEY ALL I JUST GOT A NEW MAGAZINE AND FERGIE IS ON IT ! ! !! ! ! ! !YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST

Halloween Haunted House

Happy Halloween People if you live close to were I live the Titanic Museam is having a haunted house and also I think that boyscout building is having another one that is cheaper than the Titanic. Hap...
Posted by I'm *Josef* ( BiTcH ) on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST