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tyke johnson

suckin at madden since '92

About Me

i was out of credit card debt for roughly 7 hours about 5 weeks ago.
The Wolf

My Interests

i can't remember a thing: the autobiography of tyke johnson

I'd like to meet:

bill watterson

Music:

15 second songs from the mid 90's and early double zeros played by andy and sung by all at a campfire

Movies:

saving silverman

Television:

the wonder years

Books:

ask the dust, the wine of youth, the extra man, franny and zooey, youth in revolt, the man with the heart in the highlands, calvin and hobbes, the handsomest drowned man in the world, moby dick, how to be idle, travel lit (atlas' and the like)

Heroes:

brad howard

My Blog

Chick fil a onda plane

before flying back from "phillieeeeee"(-genny field) i dropped 26 bones at a chick-fil-a. if you dont know wut chick-fil-a is i feel bad for the lack of a life you've been awarded by whomever up above...
Posted by tyke johnson on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:24:00 PST

going to sleep isn’t easY

Somethin' filled upmy heart with nothin',someone told me not to cry.But now that I'm older,my heart's colder,and I can see that it's a lie.Children wake up,hold your mistake up,before they turn the su...
Posted by tyke johnson on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

i never know the lyrics

Give this stone to my brotherCuz we found it playing in the barnyardMany years agoGive this bone to my fatherHe'll remember hunting in the hillsWhen I was 10 years oldMay my love reach you allI lost i...
Posted by tyke johnson on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:34:00 PST

ult sarc

the levels of sarc in 2.0 lingo is at an all time high, and they've been high all along. impossible highs. most outside of the realm have no idea wut the hell is going on with the exception of a sel...
Posted by tyke johnson on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST

death is so fkn gay

a close friends pops just past away today. mafukrz only 49. faggot ass death. 49?!!! as of the last 2 weeks i can't get the idea out of my head that i'll only see my parents about 40 more times in...
Posted by tyke johnson on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

whites are such faggots

my god they're the most well nigged faggots out there. so fuckin stupid. HYBRIDS!!! NPR!!!! but driving gay ass five blocks to go to a club yet megga libbed out about rustic breads and imported coff...
Posted by tyke johnson on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

Gays are the reason for Anorexia

In a recent convo with fredcamino about the busty and beautiful Tiffany Fallon, the ultimate pin up in the history of____, we've come to the conclusion the gays are the reason why anorexia exists. I'...
Posted by tyke johnson on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

2006

i've pretty much done nothing worth mentioning in the last year creatively for i entered the drudgery and dredge of my job long ago and only in the last year has my brain realized this and since all b...
Posted by tyke johnson on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

But what of flagstaff

It wasn't long ago (though it really was for i was 24 when i did it) that i blogged a checklist for the year ("how many people will you have sex with this year"). After Fred's breakdown (see comment ...
Posted by tyke johnson on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST

no more water fights in study hall

seven months ago, 25 was soooo far away. the farthest. not even on the mind. now, just one month away. it approaches like a full time job. voice mail answered by "audix". vacation request forms....
Posted by tyke johnson on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:33:00 PST