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Looking for that special gift for that special person? SNL gives, at least the men reading this, the perfect asnwer. "Its ma dick in a box!" ..This is a hilarious video that explores the two most important issues facing youth: your best friend's hot but promiscious sister and the abiquitious VD. "Good grief." .. You may have to double-click to watch this video in its entirety. The joke's purpose is to be as shocking and vial as humanly possible. And, once you see it, you'll agree it reached that purpose. I especially like the last part, "No, well fuck you!" .. The easiest way of answering an open-ended question about yourself is by listing your life goals, you know, the kind of stuff you want to accomplish before you die. But although it's the easiest, I believe it’s also the least accurate. So what should I say about myself? I have no idea. The thing is, I'm such a random person. Not random as in I’ma get in my car and drive to Canada cause I want bacon, but random as in how I carry myself. Some days I want to be respected and held in high esteem, other times, I want to be known as the village-idiot. I guess the only characteristic of mine one can really conclude from the previous sentence is that my personal satisfaction is dictated by what others think. It's far from a healthy mentality, I don’t recommend it. The end.