DEAR MR. TOILET, IAM THE SHIT!!

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You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality? Well here we go Small, simple, safe price Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals And I am not afraid to die I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight. I want the pain of payment What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid To fill, and spill over, and under my thoughts My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart Love is not like anything Especially a fucking knife ..... my name is mike and i love just about everything there is. drinkin and smokin are my 2 favorite hobbies. i like goin out taggin, i love the bay area wich is where im from. Hayward cali is the place to be!! Deftones are the shit!!!! there is no greater band out there. Hilary duff is the hottest woman alive!! she doesnt know it yet but she does belong to me. Bobs club is a second home to me. sacramento sucks and always will!! I miss the ocean, and the city, when i win the lottery im goin back home. i drive an escalade, a bong is my tool of trade, i like to hear things break, i love to watch the sunset through the smog, anything else just ask.