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Jason

I used to be awesome!

About Me

I'm really only on this for my lifting group (see below). I'm a Producer for Major League Baseball Productions. Pretty awesome job, cant imagine doing anything else. I love helping people, I was a counselor at a sports camp for a long time. I love the New York Rangers like they're my children. And every part of my body hurts from playing every sport like a psychotic wrecking ball for 15 years. I used to be in great shape. Not so much now. I like eating massive amounts of food. I havent lost a bet regarding food yet. Try me. Hard to figure why I'm out of shape though. Mysterious. If they open a Mongolian BBQ in NYC, I'm done--I'd be over 300 lbs in a month or less. If you dont get sarcasm, youll probably think I'm a moron (and I you). Laugh, people. I'm brutally honest, and some people cant handle that. Wahhh. Check out my lifting group for more about me. http://groups.myspace.com/chinnysgym

My Interests

Sports (RANGERS, Yanks (not so much anymore), Giants, U of Michigan, Celtics, playing all of them), EATING, music, travel, working out (in a past life), training, friends, martial arts, family

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to fight to the death. Kate Beckinsale. My future wife (would be great if her and Kate Beckinsale were the same person). The person who decided it was 'cool' for skinny kids with six packs to take off their shirts to get girls on the internet. I wish that was around back when i was young and in shape. Oh wait, no i dont, because i'd have to kick my own ass. Good talk, see you out there.

Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Dispatch, Guster, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Ben Folds, Howie Day, Outkast, Billy Joel, Bruce Hornsby, Oasis, U2, Tom Petty,...I'm forgetting tons...and of course, all 80s shit.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Office Space, Field of Dreams, Braveheart, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, Godfather 1 and 2, Tommy Boy, Anchorman, Groundhog Day, Usual Suspects, Waiting for Guffman, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, Defending Your Life, Old School just to name a few.

Television:

Lost, ESPN, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, West Wing, That 70s Show, Boston Legal, Daily Show, The Office, Friday Night Lights

Books:

Dark Tower series by Stephen King...much more, but there's nothing better than those 7 books. I defy you to challenge that. I will break your arms.

Heroes:

Jessica Beil's parents.