I taught the devil everything he knows
It's true, everything you THINK you know about me is true. I am an EVIL, twisted devil-worshiper. I sacrifice kittens and babies, then dance naked, covered in their blood, around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smite the blessed and raise the wicked to immortal supremacy on Earth. Plus, I watched your SLUT of a daughter get gang banged by my friends on your dinner table in exchange for crack cocaine. I hate puppies, flowers, and everything American. Especially the president. But most of all I hate YOU with a murderous passion you could barely understand with your limited intellect. Everything you FEARED about me is true. Oh, and I know where you live...
Other than that, I'm just a girl with a fucked up life. I have 14 piercings and 6 tattoo. Yeah, I'm a bitch once you get to know me...Then I'm a bigger one. My friends are far and few between. I hate emos most of all. Only good in an emo is target practice. If any of what you just read offended you, GOOD. Go sit in the corner and reading a fucking bible. Just leave me the fuck alone .