My name is Dan and I'm 5'8" 190 lbs which is average, but all my friends are freaks of nature that stand 6' or over. So naturally I am the short one of the group. I have no kids and no pets. I have no drama in my life, and I like it that way. I don't do drugs, but if thats what you like to do then have at it. I like to go out and drink ocassionally, but I would much rather kick back at the house and relax. I hate fake people, fake women especially, who take my kindness for weakness. I tend to say things before I think sometimes, which can be the wrong thing to do, but that is just me.. I say what is on my mind and speak the truth. I play the guitar, but I don't sing cause I know I sound like shit. I TiVo Jeopardy so I look smart when my friends come over. I play basketball with my friends when i can... I like to study Shao-lin Kung-fu when I have time, and I work on the regular!! Other than that I like to chill and relax as often as possible, watch TV, or listen to music. Anything else you want to know just ask.
**ITALIANS**
I never asked to be born italian, I was just blessed by it. Because we can't all be Italian, just the lucky ones are blessed with the gift. "Being Italian, is not just your heritage. It's your way of being, your attitude, it's what makes you proud."
THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST:
1.Italians are the greatest lovers
2.Italians are the greatest kissers
3.Italians make the best wise guys
4.Nobody loves their mamma like an italian
5.Italians are without a doubt the best looking people
6.It took an italian like Columbus to discover America
7.No one cooks finer cuisine than the italians
8.The Pope lives in italy
9.Italians have the toughest godfathers
10.Pacino, Brando, Scorsese, Parlanti, De Maggio, Pavarotti, Carollo, Mannino, Mario C and Pesci, they're all Italian
11.No nationality is more "jocked" then italians
12.The reason for the fact above is the italians are the loudest and the funniest people around
13.Italians have the only children who come in for dinner and leave three days later
14.Everything is the biggest and most expensive
15.Italian boys and girls think they're God's gifts to the world...and they're right
16. If it wasn't for an italian by the name of Amerigo Vespucci then the name America wouldn't exist, look it up.
