Dan loves ya just the way you are. |
Today I passed by a "beautician" (a word that I am not comfortable with at all) and noticed some rather curious signage.
The sign in question described some of the services said be...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 04:55:00 GMT |
Chivalry is the new Genital Herpes. |
Fella's!Ever wondered why some ugly fuck, with nothing more going for him than his abilty to cultivate warts on the end of his penis, is currently shagging the girl you just bought roses for?While you...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:46:00 GMT |
Somewhere, over the rainbow.. |
..by "Somewhere over" I mean, "across the road from" and by "rainbow" I mean, "methadone clinic".
Its kinda funny how dreams and ambitions change during the course of ones life.
It seems not so...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:58:00 GMT |
A thought on hate. |
Last night I watched a doco on the Cronulla riots. It also touched briefly on the opposition of the residents of Camden (a town near to mine) to the building of a Muslim school there.
As I watched the...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:16:00 GMT |
Sour grapes.. and mouldy blueberries. |
I have blueberries going mouldy in my fridge.
I bought them with the best of intentions.. but the world doesn't run on good intentions.And as the berries gather more and more mould, life tur...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
I’ve got the whole WELD in my hands! |
Just blogging to say that I'm doing great!
I bought a welder and it fucking rocks! I can make bits of metal stick together really well without bolts OR gaff tape.. So I should have plenty more b...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:13:00 GMT |
Arbeit macht frei? |
There is something that has been on my mind for some time, but in light of my current situation it seems more painfully evident then usual.
I work so hard at everything, only to end up with so li...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:45:00 GMT |
Best motherfucken birthday EVER!!! |
A big thanks to all of you who came and said happy birthday to me at the monsters ball, an extra special thanks to those who bought me a drink, and a SUPER EXTRA SPECIAL thanks to Steph...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 22:51:00 GMT |
Elvis Hair Deluxe!!! |
One thing I like about kids is, they say whatever they happen to be thinking and don't filter it at all. When I had a footlong mohawk, I'd always here kids saying things like, "Mummy, whats wrong...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:55:00 GMT |
My Best Friend Bry |
On saturday night I left work as per usual, however this night I was confronted by a group of youths, one of whom tried to stop me. I managed to swerve around him and take off hurridly, only to l...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:37:00 GMT |
