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Nesto

Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge

About Me

I've just kind of stumbled around for 23 years. I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate popularity. I've done everything I can to avoid it. Partial Insomniac. Nice Person. Sometimes Brooding. ...Partially inspired. Nice Idea. Sometimes Boring. I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. I'm 30 different people sometimes. One day you wake up and you're somebody else, nowhere near who you were when you went to sleep. I'm the kind of guy that would be really sweet to a girl and bring her flowers, but still take a piss in the alley. Now that I'm mature...yet still somehow childlike, I can't really let it roll like that any more. But I've certainly met different women who have attracted me. I'm a good smoker; a good driver; not a bad drinker; and an excellent sleeper - the four things I do best in life. I don't know - maybe I've an evil monster inside me somewhere that will come out at some point. But so far, I think I'm doing OK...or I'm not.
Betweeen now and then, what I'm going to do, I guess, is slobber and drool, and space out....
I'm having a nicotine seizure. I've gotta get out of here!

My Interests

newport [white owl, dutch master, etc.] ds lite krzr markers nike sb snorg tee schleeping food breathing colored pencils walking around aimlessly playstation [2, 3, portable] glue graffitti art stencils jokes at other people expenses"Up is down. That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?"

I'd like to meet:

ELISHA CUTHBERT



Music:

+44 2Pac All Time Low Amber Pacific American Hi-Fi Angels & Airwaves At The Drive-In Best Kept Secret Better Luck Next Time Better Off Tomorrow Billy Talent Blink 182 Boxcar Racer Brand New Cam'ron Count The Stars Daphne Loves Derby Dashboard Confessional East Coast Envy E For Explosion Feeling Left Out Front Left Tire Further Seems Forever Hellogoodbye Hit The Lights Home Grown Human League Interpol I And The Universe Jamisonparker Jimmy Eat World Journey Juelz Santana June Last Years Hero Legion Of Doom Lil' Wayne Linkin Park Lupe Fiasco Mae Matchbook Romance Medina Lake Nas Never Heard Of It New Found Glory Notorious B.I.G. Number One Fan One Dollar Short Peter, Bjorn & John Police Rick Ross Rufio Rufus Wainwright SR-71 Sage Francis Saves The Day Scary Kids Scaring Kids Senses Fail Serius Jones Something Corporate Spitalfield Start Trouble Story Of The Year Straylight Run Strung Out Student*Rick T.I. Taking Back Sunday The Ataris The Cure The Fallout Theory The Get Up Kids The Hives The Juliana Theory The Junior Varsity The Kooks The Prize Fight The Prize Fighter The Rocket Summer The Starting Line The Strokes The Stryder The Used The Vines Third Eye Blind Thursday Tokyo Rose U2 UGK Unsung Zeros Useless I.D. Weezer Young Jeezy

Movies:

100 Girls 100 Women 1408 8 Days a Week Almost Famous Assassins Babel Benny & Joon Better Off Dead... Blow Brick Broken Flowers Caddyshack Cashback Coffee and Cigarettes Corpse Bride Dazed and Confused Desperado Don Juan DeMarco Donnie Brasco Ed Wood Edward Scissorhands El Mariachi Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Fast Times at Ridgemont High Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Fight Club Finding Neverland From Hell Garden State Ghost Busters Ghostbusters II Grosse Pointe Blank Groundhog Day Harold & Kumar go to White Castle High Fidelity Identity Ils Se Marièrent Et Eurent Beaucoup D'enfants In Good Company Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Legends of the Fall Little Shop of Horrors Lost Boys Lost in Translation Meatballs Meet Joe Black Mr. & Mrs. Smith Must Love Dogs Nick of Time Ocean's Eleven Ocean's Thirteen Ocean's Twelve Old School Once Upon a Time in Mexico One Crazy Summer One Last Thing... Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Pulp Fiction Runaway Jury Rushmore Say Anything... Se7en Secret Window Serendipity Sixteen Candles Sleepers Sleepy Hollow Snatch Stand by Me Stranger Than Fiction Stripes Superbad The Astronaut's Wife The Darjeeling Limited The Devil's Own The Ex The Ice Harvest The Last American Virgin The Last Kiss The Libertine The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou The Mexican The Ninth Gate The Royal Tenenbaums The Science of Sleep The Sure Thing Transformers Transporter Transporter 2 Twelve Monkeys What's Eating Gilbert Grape Where the Buffalo Roam Wild Things

Television:

3 South Adult Swim Camp Lazlo Clone High Cowboy Bebop Daily Show Family Guy Mission Hill Oblongs Scrubs Spy Groove Stroker & Hoops Undergrads Venture Bros.

Books:

Anything Dr. Seuss Fight Club

Heroes:



My Blog

Beads, fake mustaches, Corona, Heineken and all the other bastards that ruined my life [update]

I bought a dozen different types of mustaches. For what reason, I'm still wondering myself. Well the fact that I've been bored out of my mind here in Virginia might be the cause of it. So I've been wa...
Posted by Nesto on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

today is a good day

It all began, at the DMV as Dane Cook refers to it as "Satan's Asshole". Anyways, I arrive there just as it was about to close. Traffic is a motherfucker. So I'm filling out my paperwork. God knows, w...
Posted by Nesto on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST

50 Things About Women

50. Women often buy shoes a size or two small because theyre in denial about the size of their feetwhich they cant stand.49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.48. Women know where they stand...
Posted by Nesto on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 04:44:00 PST

A List of the Ideal Woman That Doesn't Exist

1. A woman that can communicate her mind (men are not mind readers).2. Hugs just because and that have meaning behind them.3. That slow deep breath they let out near our ears.4. The way they run their...
Posted by Nesto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST