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Monkey

Careful, I know Who Flung Poo..........biotch!

About Me


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Part time ninja, bedroom dj, and technology phreak, full time daddy and grease monkey.

My Interests

A lot of different things. I never have been able to settle on one interest for any lengthy period of time. Except for music. I love music. I couldn't imagine going through life without music. Although, i DO find women to VERY interesting. Very beautiful and complex creatures, they are.

I'd like to meet:

DJ's, pornstars, midgets, yer momz.

Music:

Dance music...............what else is there? All forms of Trance and House. With a little bit of D-n-B, Breaks, Techno, Jungle, Electro, and Industrial. I still listen to my first love, Rock and Metal, also.

Movies:

I would probably have to say that Horror, Sci-Fi, and Anime are my three favorites, not necessarily in that order.

Television:

Too much cartoons. I'll never grown up. I'll watch cartoons and Anime 'til the day I die. Sometimes I'll watch the History channel and SciFi channel. If I'm not watching tv, I'm either watching a movie or playing video games.

Books:

Anything that suits my fancy at the time. I mosty read car, djing, and video game magazines, but I have been known to crack open a book or two in my day.

Heroes:

Japanese people...........those fawkers got it goin' on. From the technology to the food. If I wasn't living here I'd be living there.

My Blog

Working at Paul Moak Honda

As some of you may know, I've been trying to get into Paul Moak Honda for about a year now.  Well, my patience has paid off.  I've just been hired, today, as a matter of fact.  I start ...
Posted by Monkey on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:35:00 PST

Ever wonder what it would be like.........

to date a stripper or a porn star?  I do.  I'll bet the sex would be amazing, because of how both of them perform on their jobs.  I'll bet they're damn good at what they do.  I've ...
Posted by Monkey on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST

ASE testing

Okay, so i took A1 and A2, again.  You see, there are 8 sections to the automotive certifications for ASE.  I took A1 and A2 last test cycle in the fall, and failed both by like 2 questions,...
Posted by Monkey on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

On My Own

Well, i've been living with a friend for a couple of weeks, now.  My wife and i have separated, and working on the divorce paperwork.  I've realized after 6 years that it isn't working, desp...
Posted by Monkey on Tue, 13 May 2008 06:10:00 PST

Ever contemplate why you're here on this planet?

I do.  Sometimes I get so lost in thought over the whole thing, that I get dizzy.  Most of the time people wander around in their meager exsistence to busy to look around and see what's real...
Posted by Monkey on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST