From the ashes of the Netherworld fused with the tears of forsaken warriors young and old, comes a new band. A band called upon to bring tranquility to the earth. A band created for the sole purpose of crushing all that stand in its path. Unfortunately, that band was killed in a freak accident involving a chair, a watermelon, and a squirrel. Luckily, there was another band around to take its place. Breakfast With The Mayor. BWTM was formed by Tanner Robison and Dennis Tseng. As Tanner picked up the guitar, Dennis was drawn to the bass and thus, the song writing began. One day, as the two band mates were traveling down a dark and musty alleyway, they stumbled upon a young man. This young man revealed himself as Jeremy Uzzo. Jeremy called to the two fellows saying, “I was meant to play guitar in your band!†Dennis and Tanner were surprised to hear such confidence. “Alright,†said Dennis, “If you can defeat Tanner in a Guitar Hero battle, you may join.†The battle was epic. It raged on for days until finally, Tanner fell. “A worthy opponent you are my good sir and therefore, you were truly meant to be in our band.†When Tanner spoke these words to Jeremy, the fusion was complete. Jeremy was a part of the band and it seemed that the Ring of Fire itself erupted with envy for this truly was…no…IS the greatest band ever to walk the earth.
P.S. this bio is complete b.s.
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