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Jabba the Hut Riding Lawn Mower Man

About Me

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Name: Tan the Man
Birthday: 9/ 17/ 88
Birthplace: Huntington Hospital
Current Location: Neverland
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: dirty blonde natural, black right now
Height: 6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: Viking Warlord
The Shoes You Wore Today: Green and white Adidas
Your Weakness: mmmm, being punched really really hard in the balls
Your Fears: Spiders and Salad Fingers
Your Perfect Pizza: Bagel Bites
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Play guitar a whole lot
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ..............
Thoughts First Waking Up: F my life it's 6 a.m.
Your Best Physical Feature: Apparently my face....I've been told it can look like Gerard Way or Leo Dicaprio
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Eureka's Castle
Pepsi or Coke: Guava Juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuji Grill
Single or Group Dates: pretty much the same thing happens in my situation so it doesn't matter much
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tomatoe Soup
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not much of a fan of either
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Only when it's funny.............sometimes when I get hurt
Do you Sing: Like a dying wilderbeast
Do you Shower Daily: Haha nooooooooooo
Have you Been in Love: with my doggy teehee
Do you want to go to College: Yea
Do you want to get Married: Only to Ash Ketchum
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I have
Do you think you are Attractive: mmmm not so much
Are you a Health Freak: To some extent
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea they're cool
Do you play an Instrument:Guitar baby!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, only losers and ex-husbands use drugs (haha)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess.......not much
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No I'm not a fan of oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELLZ YEA
In the past month have you been on Stage: hmmmm I dunno
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but she hits me hahahaha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yea in my shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: NO
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: Hahahahaha yea in middle school baby!
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: I want to die in an intense battle with Pikachu
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rockstar
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Unicorn
Favourite Hair Color: Unicorn
Short or Long Hair: Unicorn
Height: Unicorn
Weight: Unicorn
Best Clothing Style: Unicorn
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Countless
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1-Not selling my Pokemon cards
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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a 11
your best quality is you have class
your worst quality is nothing! youre perfect hun
this is because lifes a bitch

My Interests

Rain drops and roses and puppies and kittens... Pies and bananas and little brown mittens... GOING ON BOAT RIDES WITH FRIENDS DRESSED AS ME!!!! These are a few of my favorite things!!!

I'd like to meet:

A talking doorknob
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Your dashing good looks
Your Favorite Target: Elderly women
Your Kill Count: 681,144,617
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 25
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $165,875,990,082,218
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 69%

Music:

it's like smurfs and gigantic mushrooms, i'm addicted to music

Movies:

Alice In Wonderland Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Green Lantern 75% Superman 65% Robin 65% Catwoman 65% Spider-Man 60% Supergirl 60% Iron Man 60% Batman 50% Wonder Woman 50% Hulk 50% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Television:

Cow and Chicken!

Books:

I can't read

Heroes:

Mephisto in Suburbia