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Danielle

I immediately regret this decision

About Me

Exceptional Spinning instructor. If you haven't taken my class, you can't even imagine what you're missing. Message me for my schedule.
Fiercely loyal to those I love. Indifferent to those I don't. Always up for anything. Love creative, intelligent people. I have a dog that's absolutely adorable so non dog people can move on to the next page. I seriously love Vegas. If you want, I'll go with you right now.
Random about me facts:
I make the best banana pancakes in the world.
I've never had a cup of coffee ever.
I check out other women in the locker room.
I seriously love the smell of scotch tape.
I think people who try to communicate primarily through text messaging should be shot.
I went out with someone for 8 years.
I eat junk food like it's my job.
I wish I had more sex.
I personally believe olives could not suck more.
I'm sick of the Hamptons.
I could spend all day at the gym and be completely happy.
I'm absolutely baffled at the amount of people on Myspace who obviously don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE.
I've stolen a banana or two.
I'm such a procrastinator.
I hate Biochemistry with the heat of a thousand suns.
I have elevator rage.
I am a Tetris master.
My ipod on shuffle makes me ridiculously happy.
Sundried tomatoes can bite my ass.
I cheated my way through Organic Chemistry.
I wish I had more sex.
I'm insanely picky.
Bad teeth really skeeve me out.
I absolutely cannot pass Dylan's Candy Bar without going in and getting candy.
I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
I think people wHo wRiTe LiKe tHiS should be euthanized.
I can't stand instant messaging.
Manly women frighten me.
I love mindless activities.
My dog is cuter than your dog.
I'm thinking about flipping my mattress (how's that for random?).
I watch entirely too much tv.
I wish I had more sex.

My Interests




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Music:

Jay Z, Linkin Park, NIN, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Rush, Beastie Boys, Capoeira Music

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Anchorman, Scarface, Unbreakable, The Princess Bride, Amadeus, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

Television:

Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Chappelle's Show, The Amazing Race, I'm a reality tv whore (that's not a show.... just who I am :P)

Books:

Why am I being thrown out? LOLThis vacation was so much fun I can't even tell you.I hate it when friends live so far away.

Heroes:

Chloe is my hero :p

My Blog

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Posted by Escandalosa on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:23:00 PST

The First Touch

I absolutely cannot study in a library. It's so quiet that I can't concentrate on what I'm reading. I can only concentrate on how freaking quiet it is. I can't study at home either. For some reason wh...
Posted by Escandalosa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST