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Savannah D

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About Me

Hey ya'll. I'm Derek, known in some circles as "Savannah D". I'm a 29 year old, Professional poker player from the beautiful city of Savannah, GA. I'd been playing poker semiprofessionally for about 4 years now. (that meant I made money, just not enough to quit My day job) Recently decide to say, "screw it, if I'm gonna do it, let's DO IT" Quit the day jobs, and am now playing with no other income, and no safety net. Don't know how I'm gonna do it, don't really care, just know that I will. I swear, it's like going out on a first date with the girl who had your heart from the first moment you saw her. I'm excited, damn near giddy, and just a little scared shitless... But hey, someone recently told Me, "If going for something doesn't scare the crap out of you on some level, it's not really worth going after" Actually, pretty good advice ........................................................When I'm not working at playing you can find me up at the local pub, or about town enjoying my wonderfully eclectic little town with My wonderfully eclectic friends. I'd have a place here even if I won the big one. I mean where else can you live in such a beautiful, classy, little town 358 day of the year, and the biggest party in the world the other 7? (yes, St. Pat's DOES take a week to celebrate properly, if you're not, you're slacking) .................................................. My interests are almost franticly varied. I LIVE for a challenge and when I find something that catches My interest I become an expert on it. Psychology, history, law, design, metallurgy, chemistry, fashion, music, literature, medicine, you name it I'm probably into it. I pride myself on being a person for whom, work IS play, (of course play is play too). It's actually a wonderful way to go through life. It's something I picked up on when I went to visitors day at Paris Island, SC; home of the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot.. It is the "boot camp" you see in the movie Full Metal Jacket. I noticed that whenever small children see the obstacle course, they always call it a playground, and they want DESPERATELY to play on it..... Think about that for a moment... Here is the most feared Obstacle / challenge course in the history of modern military training... grown men and women in peak physical condition have dreaded running it since 1916, it has made them cry, made their bodies ache, made them throw up, it has broken the spirit of countless young recruits, only to rebuild that spirit into the most polished fighting tool in the world... and little kids call it a playground, because that's EXACTLY what it looks like..... So no matter what you're doing, if you look at things the right way... everything looks like a playground........... When you get that in your head, something almost magical happens........ Work becomes play, deadlines become the shot clock, office policies become the rule book, management seminars are just learning new plays, lunch breaks become "time outs" Criminal investigations become a game of "catch Me if you can" Home Elder care becomes story time with your Grandparents, and time off is just that time you're not on the field... you do your best everyday because you'll always do better when you're having fun ..................................................... Someone once told me "always do sober, what you said you'd do drunk" He was sober at the time. He was also broke, divorced, had just been beat up, and was in handcuffs. ...........................................................
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Derek "Savannah D" Martin
Birthday: 10/14/1977
Birthplace: GUESS
Current Location: The beautiful city of Savannah, GA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light brown to dark blonde
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: er, White? OK, ok, irish, german, dutch, polish
What You Wore Today: black Doc Martin 16 eyelet boots, dark wash "salvage" jeans by Express, white with grey pinstripe "work shirt" by VanHeusen; oval frame eyeware in gunmetal by Brooks Brothers with amber tinted overlay clipshades, hair cut slightly shorter then usual modern, (not quite high and tight)
Your Weakness: just one more round (of beer, poker, sex, whatever)
Your Fears: I guess not a damn thing now... lol
Your Perfect Pizza: loaded, no anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not have to get a day job, and a WSOP win would be nice.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: a/s/l?... read a freaking profile jackass
Thoughts First Waking Up: huh? wha? oh?... coffee?
Your Best Physical Feature: Well, it's all pretty good, but women have told Me I have a HUGE.... brain
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: rousing rebelion in high school
Pepsi or Coke: I'm a GA boy, COKE, but only about 2 a week
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, that stuff will kill you quicker then cigarettes
Single or Group Dates: single... unless the group is Myself and a few young ladies, then I guess it would be OK.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea, extra hot, extra strong
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE.... nothin fancy, just lots and lots of COFFEE
Do you Smoke: 1 1/2 to 3 packs a day, it's not just an addiction, it's a passion
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Badly, but yes.
Do you Shower Daily: uh, usually?
Have you Been in Love: YES!!! and I am now.. With Myself
Do you want to go to College: I did, but I wouldn't mind going back and REALLY do it right, VanWilder style
Do you want to get Married: I guess I just haven't found the right girl, and the right prenup
Do you belive in yourself: Oh yeah.. lately more then just about anyone else
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, I like motion... the more motion the better
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, maybe not in a "pretty boy" way, but yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Did you catch the smoking question?
Do you get along with your Parents: it's gonna depend on how this whole poker pro thing works out I guess. Hell they can't argue with success after all. lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: actually, I do. Didn't for a while, but yeah, I do
Do you play an Instrument: a little guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: copious amounts
In the past month have you Smoked: just cigarettes, I quit pot years ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no drugs... I'm better without them
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a couple
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live to shop
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, not really big on sweets
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: loads
In the past month have you been on Stage: not an actual stage, but I perform everywhere I go.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope..
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but that don's sound like a bad idea... once it gets a little warmer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just the blinds, a few kisses, and a heart or two
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk NOW.
Ever been called a Tease: at least twice daily
Ever been Beaten up: almost daily until high school, then I discovered the hit them with whatevers handy form of martial arts
Ever Shoplifted: my first job was as an LP ..etive, the ad said, must have shoplifting experience, I was almost overqualified
How do you want to Die: happy, sweaty, and tired, between Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The "bestest" Me I can be.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Isreal, Japan... I'm a huge fan of asskicking underdogs
WHAT I LIKE IN A GIRL..
Favourite Eye Color: brown, no, blue, no green.. depends on the girl really.
Favourite Hair Color: again, it really just depends on the girl. Some hair colors just suit some women better then others.
Short or Long Hair: ok, definately medium to long.
Height: either really short, 4'11" to 5'2" or fairly tall 5'7" to 6'1"
Weight: must be fit, but HAVE CURVES. I'm always afraid of breaking those little stick figure chicks
Best Clothing Style: depends on the occasion, but I like a woman who knows what she has, and dresses to show it off a bit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Doesn't really matter, as long as you're clean now, as I am after YEARS of experimenting (and yes I had a lab coat)
Number of CDs I own: LOADS
Number of Piercings: a few can be sexy, but discrete ones... please don't look like you took a header into a tackle box.
Number of Tattoos: tats are cool (I'm currently planning my next one) but get GOOD work done.. and NO Disney characters
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOT A DAMN THING
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!While we're getting to know each other, here's some other folks ya'll should know. That's Doyle Brunson, "Amarillo Slim" Preston and "Sailor" Roberts.. the greatest poker team ever. I can't think of anything I'd love better then winning and losing hundreds of thousands of dollars off my friends, just to see who's better.

My Interests



.. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME YA'LL, JUST WATCH ...........................................................I n no particular order..... poker, conversation, game theory, home repair, good beer, good cigars, good cigarettes, good friends, good coffee, good arguments, BDSM, fast cars, fast money, fast women, swearing, language, comedy, metallurgy, the theory of social atrophy, the theories of Darwin, poking fun at religion, poking fun at politicians, poking fun at the funny things people do, poking fun at stupid people, stupid ideas, and stupid morals (DOH! stupid morality), poking fun at fat people (it's their own fault, loose weight America) poking fun of "The GREYest generation" (If they were so great, why didn't they realize a little financial planning goes a long way towards not bankrupting our national healthcare & social security system) good classical music, good punk music, good music period. Monty Python, Burmese pythons, and Colt Pythons, guns in general, precision tuned .22 caliber "sport" pistols and rifles to be specific (After all, how can you be a quarter inch MORE dead at 250 yards?) Answering the door naked and inviting spiritual solicitors in for a long chats over morning coffee (I sleep naked, Saturday is My only day off, all of My friends and family KNOW this ... so if My doorbell rings before noon on a Saturday, I assume it's REALLLLY important and don't stop to put on clothes) anything having to do with male/female relations (especially the physical relations), anything having to do with male/female/female relations (come on, I AM a guy after all), challenging belief systems while maintaining My beliefs, and speaking of... I believe I'll have a beer now.
Savannah D@Pokah

I'd like to meet:

Open minded people, who aren't going to complain that I'm the least politically correct person you'll ever meet.Open minded people, who aren't going to try to convince Me I need "saving" (I can swim and own a gun, that about covers all the saving I'll ever need) or ask Me if I've found jesus (1. I didn't know he was lost, 2. he's Jesus, I'm sure he can read a map 3. There are days I'm so drunk I couldn't find Waldo, if Jesus needs Me to find him... we're all screwed.) Tell Me I'm "lost" (dude, I'm not lost, I'm in My house. You however are in a neighborhood that's clearly listed as "no soliciting" knocking on the door of a house with another sign that says "trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" TRUST ME if anyone is lost it's you.)Open minded people who aren't idiots. I don't mind if you dissagree, heck, I LOVE a good arguement, just be a bit of a chalange about it.THIS IS WHERE SOME OF THE GOOD FOLKS WHO HAVE VISITED ME ARE FROM!!!
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Music:

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Movies:

Mad props to these boys from Norwegian Army's Telemark battalion. During their stint over in the baltic powderkeg, they managed this nifty little spoof on both the beach boys and NATO and KFOR, sparking an international incedent, and using humor and music to explain exactly how FRUSTRATING it is when multinational commitees wont let grunts just go in and DO THEIR JOBS. YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!"Milosevic, you sorry son of a bitch"
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Television:

So I'm watching Cool Hand Luke on AMC... I think I first saw it when I was about 13... and it taught Me a lot. It taught Me if you're gonna do something wrong, you need to man up and do the time if / when you get caught. It taught Me that no matter what, you make the best of it, and don't ever let the bastards get you down. It taught Me that if you're plannin ..ing something, you better damn well be a sneaky bastard about it, or it's your ass. Most importantly though, it taught Me that they just don't make 'em like they used to...man oh man, like I said, I first saw this scene when I was about 13... I didn't come out of the bathroom until I was almost 14!! Now, almost 17 years later.. this scene still has that same effect on Me. If anyone needs Me, I'll be in the bathroom...

Books:

Non Fiction? Lately, just the classics... Super System 1 & 2; Caro's Book of Tells; ANYTHING by Sklansky, or Nash, the occasional Hawking, and of course, My own play book.My favorite Fiction? The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald; Great Expectations, Charles Dickens; Johnny Got His Gun, Dalton Trumbo; "THE book" (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, John Berendt for the tourists); Just about anything by Anne Rice (especially her NON vampire work, though it's all wonderful)

Heroes:

Charles Darwin, George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Bill Mahr, Galileo Galilei, Ernest & Julian Gallo, Albert Einstein, John Nash, Johnny Cash,,,,,,,,,,, Simon Cowell who said 'I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.' (and I LOATH American Idle),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Carlos Mencia who said "De, de, deee" (but I LOVE Mind of Mencia) My cousin Walter, who got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "D, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. and most of all..... drumroll please..... ME!........... That's right, I said it, "ME". Because if you can't look up to yourself, who else is going to?Your results:
You are Han Solo Han Solo 75% Mace Windu 75% Qui-Gon Jinn 74% Darth Maul 71% Lando Calrissian 71% Boba Fett 71% Chewbacca 66% Obi-Wan Kenobi 65% Darth Vader 65% R2-D2 63% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
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My Blog

Detox and turkey day

So, for those of you who didn't already know, yours truly put himself on self imposed detox last week. I wasn't really looking to STOP doing anything permanently, I just realized that lately, for...
Posted by Savannah D on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:11:00 PST

Do something everyday that scares you...

  I wrote this a week ago, but couldn't post it for reasons you'll all understand after you've read it.... You know you hear that advise, "do something everyday that scares you"... I wonder what...
Posted by Savannah D on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:07:00 PST

Turning THIRTY!!!!

OK, so here it is... 30 years of age. I find myself surprisingly calm about it. 30 years of livin, 16 years of lovin, 15 years of smoking, 13 years of drivin like a bat out of hell, 12 years of drink...
Posted by Savannah D on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:05:00 PST

Updates... October 06, 2007

Just a note to let everyone know that I'm still alive and kickin... just still offline.. I swear, if Comcast could actually nail down a two hour time window when they'd be coming (and stick to it) I'd...
Posted by Savannah D on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:43:00 PST

How I am...

Ever since I posted my blog, last night, I've had several friends as me if I'm "OK"   How I've been is a rather unusual, and difficult to explain matter... I think I'm doing better then I have i...
Posted by Savannah D on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:58:00 PST

Drinking with Bill Hicks....

Tonight I'm home by myself ... don't feel bad for me, I like my little bits of time alone from time to time... Besides, I'm not really alone... Tonight, I'm drinking with Bill Hicks.   I'm listen...
Posted by Savannah D on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

Just a kick ass weekend

WOW... it's been like a crazy up and down, straight up party weekend for the last few days... Another weekend that I'm wanting to point to and say... "yeah, that's how I roll all the fucking time..." ...
Posted by Savannah D on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:40:00 PST

Am I evil?

So the other night I got to hang out with my long lost buddy Crystal and her boyfriend Rob, who have been living in the great white north.As usual, we had a good time. We laughed, hung ...
Posted by Savannah D on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

Savannah D's Ten Commandments

So a few posts back I made reference to Savannah D's Ten Commandments... a lot of folks mailed to ask about them, and I'm just now gettin the time to post them fully... So here I am getting around to...
Posted by Savannah D on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST

The official announcement

There is one day that every poker player fears more then any other. One day that we all hate, loathe, DESPISE more then any other. Every year, we pray it wont happen to us, but the simple fact is, it'...
Posted by Savannah D on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST