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n no particular order..... poker, conversation, game theory, home repair, good beer, good cigars, good cigarettes, good friends, good coffee, good arguments, BDSM, fast cars, fast money, fast women, swearing, language, comedy, metallurgy, the theory of social atrophy, the theories of Darwin, poking fun at religion, poking fun at politicians, poking fun at the funny things people do, poking fun at stupid people, stupid ideas, and stupid morals (DOH! stupid morality), poking fun at fat people (it's their own fault, loose weight America) poking fun of "The GREYest generation" (If they were so great, why didn't they realize a little financial planning goes a long way towards not bankrupting our national healthcare & social security system) good classical music, good punk music, good music period. Monty Python, Burmese pythons, and Colt Pythons, guns in general, precision tuned .22 caliber "sport" pistols and rifles to be specific (After all, how can you be a quarter inch MORE dead at 250 yards?) Answering the door naked and inviting spiritual solicitors in for a long chats over morning coffee (I sleep naked, Saturday is My only day off, all of My friends and family KNOW this ... so if My doorbell rings before noon on a Saturday, I assume it's REALLLLY important and don't stop to put on clothes) anything having to do with male/female relations (especially the physical relations), anything having to do with male/female/female relations (come on, I AM a guy after all), challenging belief systems while maintaining My beliefs, and speaking of... I believe I'll have a beer now.
Savannah D@Pokah
Open minded people, who aren't going to complain that I'm the least politically correct person you'll ever meet.Open minded people, who aren't going to try to convince Me I need "saving" (I can swim and own a gun, that about covers all the saving I'll ever need) or ask Me if I've found jesus (1. I didn't know he was lost, 2. he's Jesus, I'm sure he can read a map 3. There are days I'm so drunk I couldn't find Waldo, if Jesus needs Me to find him... we're all screwed.) Tell Me I'm "lost" (dude, I'm not lost, I'm in My house. You however are in a neighborhood that's clearly listed as "no soliciting" knocking on the door of a house with another sign that says "trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" TRUST ME if anyone is lost it's you.)Open minded people who aren't idiots. I don't mind if you dissagree, heck, I LOVE a good arguement, just be a bit of a chalange about it.THIS IS WHERE SOME OF THE GOOD FOLKS WHO HAVE VISITED ME ARE FROM!!!
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Mad props to these boys from Norwegian Army's Telemark battalion. During their stint over in the baltic powderkeg, they managed this nifty little spoof on both the beach boys and NATO and KFOR, sparking an international incedent, and using humor and music to explain exactly how FRUSTRATING it is when multinational commitees wont let grunts just go in and DO THEIR JOBS. YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!"Milosevic, you sorry son of a bitch"
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So I'm watching Cool Hand Luke on AMC... I think I first saw it when I was about 13... and it taught Me a lot. It taught Me if you're gonna do something wrong, you need to man up and do the time if / when you get caught. It taught Me that no matter what, you make the best of it, and don't ever let the bastards get you down. It taught Me that if you're plannin ..ing something, you better damn well be a sneaky bastard about it, or it's your ass. Most importantly though, it taught Me that they just don't make 'em like they used to...man oh man, like I said, I first saw this scene when I was about 13... I didn't come out of the bathroom until I was almost 14!! Now, almost 17 years later.. this scene still has that same effect on Me. If anyone needs Me, I'll be in the bathroom...
Non Fiction? Lately, just the classics... Super System 1 & 2; Caro's Book of Tells; ANYTHING by Sklansky, or Nash, the occasional Hawking, and of course, My own play book.My favorite Fiction? The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald; Great Expectations, Charles Dickens; Johnny Got His Gun, Dalton Trumbo; "THE book" (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, John Berendt for the tourists); Just about anything by Anne Rice (especially her NON vampire work, though it's all wonderful)
Charles Darwin, George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Bill Mahr, Galileo Galilei, Ernest & Julian Gallo, Albert Einstein, John Nash, Johnny Cash,,,,,,,,,,, Simon Cowell who said 'I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.' (and I LOATH American Idle),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Carlos Mencia who said "De, de, deee" (but I LOVE Mind of Mencia) My cousin Walter, who got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "D, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. and most of all..... drumroll please..... ME!........... That's right, I said it, "ME". Because if you can't look up to yourself, who else is going to?Your results:
You are Han Solo
Han Solo
75%
Mace Windu
75%
Qui-Gon Jinn
74%
Darth Maul
71%
Lando Calrissian
71%
Boba Fett
71%
Chewbacca
66%
Obi-Wan Kenobi
65%
Darth Vader
65%
R2-D2
63%
Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
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