Laura: Mistress of the Salmon Salt

About Me

I have a new myspace because I don't want this one Lucretia Diamond if I know you and you're already on here, add me, if I don't know you, provide me with a good reason to add you.Yeh, so I'm Laura, I work at a video store and a pub and I'm doing year 12 at Tuart again. This time I'm actually rocking up though. I'm moving back home because I'm in major debt and I'm also a psychotic bitch. I drink too much and I whinge too much, but if I didn't - it wouldn't be me, right?I run the Corey Parks group, join if you're a fan. http://groups.myspace.com/CoreyParksI edited my profile with my fingers.My background rocks, because you can't load it.Well, I thought my box problem was solvered but it's clearly not. If anyone knows how I fix it, tell me.

My Interests

sex, drugs and roll'n'roll.

I'd like to meet:

who or what fucking made it so muggy right now. Johnny Depp (F**&^&%#$@#%^&&** so hot right now), Clive Owen (King Arthur yummmm), Orlando Bloom, Jude Law (I have a thing for Europeans), Kate Moss, Paris Hilton, Rose McGowan.

Music:

METAL ..m/ OLD punk, Britney Spears, Bob Evans and PSYCHOBILLY. Some of this information about me may or may not be true.

Movies:

Jenna Jameson: Dreamquest "i'll show you the way" finger, finger. Porn. Tim Burton movies. War movies. Horror movies. Arthouse weird lesbian German movies (may or may not be true).

Television:

My Name is Earl. The Midday Movie. Daytime soaps. All the CSI and crime shit I LOVE IT! David letterman. Saturday Night Live. Weeds. Outrageous Fortune. Trailorpark Boys. The Simpsons. Family Guy. The OC (shut up!), Neighbours (well I watch it I don't necessarily enjoy it all the time). I watch a lot of TV, so what. Just because you don't watch TV and think it's a devil creature doesn't mean you're smarter then me.

Books:

Sex in print. I just read this awesome book called Vamphyric. Don't ask me who its by because I didn't pay attention to that I just read the damn thing. The Alchemist. Anne Rice. V.C Andrews.

Heroes:

Lizzy Borden... the killer not the band Ivan Milat (what a man). Pornstars. YOU.