HOLIDAY TO BYRON... it was the best.
What can I say, I am a normal type of guy. Love to entertain and keep people amused with my personality and the many stories I have to tell. Have a nack of making people laugh at my own misfortune, well ugottaeat..For instance the other day I was having lunch on my break at work. While I was eating a bloody sparrow crapped on my hand, feeling quite disgusted but still hungry at the same time I continued eating. Then as I took a swig of my drink, two dirty pigions decided to land in the middle of the table where I was sitting and root up a storm. It was gross. Could you imagine, the sight. Not to mention the sound, PPRRRRRRRR.. All I am going to say is pigions sure love a bit of rough play when shaking their tail feather. PPRRRRRRRR..Then on the same day, when I was walking home after work, another quite amuzing thing happened. To give you a visual, it was a cold, rainy day. I was dressed in my work clothes which consists of work pants and a shirt, so there isn't much protection from the elements. Ok here goes, as stupid as I am at times I locked myself out of my apartment yet again. So as I was waiting for my flatmate, this homeless woman comes up to me and said "HEY BRO, YOU LOOKING F'ING COLD", then she grab me and pointed me in the right direction for the homeless shelter, saying "they have heaps of warm clothes there".So what can I say I am jinxed..And if that isn't enough most of my friends are even more accident prone, crazy and entertaining than myself, so you can always rely on me to have a funny story up my sleeve. But what can you do hey.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brent
Birthday: 22/01/81
Birthplace: Geelong, Australia
Current Location: Sydney
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dk brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mixture... english, spanish, german, french blood
The Shoes You Wore Today: My pony's (ya gotta love ya 80's city wing style)
Your Weakness: Junk food or a hot bod
Your Fears: being alone, not reaching your career goals, heights...
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, cheese, & mushrooms...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my dream job...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I have many... GREASH. Yeah, yeah, yeah... Ugottaeat...
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: been told smile and butt
Your Bedtime: when there is nothing on TV
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandfather
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (good old charlie)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccas
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: NEVER
Do you Swear: All the time, been told I have a real potty mouth
Do you Sing: I try too, have a knack of singing the wrong words to every song
Do you Shower Daily: Bloody oath
Have you Been in Love: Maybe
Do you want to go to College: been and done that
Do you want to get Married: NEVER
Do you belive in yourself: yes, at times
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES, it is a real pain in the arse
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no way
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: does a recorder count? I can play a mean hot cross buns
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: definitely
In the past month have you Smoked: NEVER
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, well not that I know of...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, totally forgot about those... So maybe that will change soon
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, loooooovee it...
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but would love it if given the chance... actually do podiums count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish, it is weather now...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: is the pope catholic?
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, lets just say I am a fast runner
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, when I was going through good old puberity
How do you want to Die: doin the spilts
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Head designer for a successful apparel company
What country would you most like to Visit: Greek islands
In a Boy/Girl
Favourite Eye Color: brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dk brown or black
Short or Long Hair: definitely short
Height: around my height or taller
Weight: in shape
Best Clothing Style: funky urban, but a designer suit can be a real turn on too
Number of Drugs you
Number of CDs you own: have no idea
Number of Piercings: nope, yuck
Number of Tattoos: I want some
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Being true to myself
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