Ringo - Photo Sharing Made Easy
Ringo - Photo Sharing Made Easy
ACTOR.DANCER.WRITER.SINGER.ACROBAT.MOST RECENTLY KRANKY CUNT.
Laughter, truth and all things a bit odd. Red wine and the stains it makes on your clothes, speech, dancing and recycling bin. I love Circus, great music, dancing like a spastic, Hyperactive attacks. Water. The moon. Good company, good stories, brilliant mistakes and all ya mammas.
The luck dragon from the never ending story... and then sell my car.
*M.I.A *Tori Amos *The Mars Volta *Coco Rosi *Gorgol Bordello *I'm not a fan of Kylie Minogue
I was really little once and on one particular occasion I was watching a scary movie with my granny. She began sobbing telling me that the monsters in the movie were going to kill her. I grabbed her big dog chain and swung it at the monsters, hoping to kill them, before they her. My Granny suddenly stopped crying, and quickly grabbed the chain before her t.v got any more smacks. I learnt something that night, that T.V AIN'T THAT REAL.Now I'm much bigger and stronger and nan is much older and weaker so when she tries to fuck with me, I swing the chain at her because she looks more like a real monster then the ones on the t.v now.
Reading gives me focus pains.
ALL MY FUCKEN FUNNY MATES