A Letter to My Dogs |
I saw this on a joke website and thought it was cute.
Enjoy
Dear Dogs, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the wa...
Posted by Karen on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:42:00 PST |
You know you are owned by a dog when... |
You have a mental list of people you would like to spay or neuter.
Running out of paper towels is a household crisis.
You stick fake reindeer antlers on the dog and photograph him for your C...
Posted by Karen on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST |
Two Wishes |
Truman walked out of his boss's office with a stack of...
Posted by Karen on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:39:00 PST |
Episode 6 - Central Court |
Dane walks down the hallway of the casino. He approaches David's office. Rex and Shane are standing in front of David's door to the office. Dane holds up a large envelope.
Rex
Is that the info...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:40:00 PST |
Genius Dog |
A butcher is busy at work when notices a dog in his shop. He shoos the dog away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices that the dog has a note in his mouth. Th...
Posted by Karen on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST |
Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog |
Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog toys are all stored in ...
Posted by Karen on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST |
Episode 5 - Central Court |
Giadia and Tyler are sitting at the table. Their food has been served to them.
Giadia: You didn't bring me here to talk about business did you?
Tyler: Why do you say that?
...
Posted by Karen on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST |
10 Dog Peeves About Humans |
10 Dog Peeves About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny ... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letti...
Posted by Karen on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:17:00 PST |
Episode 4- Central Court |
Giadia makes a final walk through the restaurant kitchen. Everything meets up to her inspection. She is about to leave work for the day. Tyler approaches her.
Tyler: Finished for the day?
&...
Posted by Karen on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST |
Episode 3- Central Court (My Soap) |
Vencentio Monicelli is sitting as his desk in his office. David Scarpa is sitting in a chair facing his desk. David is disheveled from not getting much sleep.
Vencentio: I just talk to Giadia....
Posted by Karen on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST |
