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TRE~ JOHNSON

When I was 16 I bought my first mercedes benz

About Me

Where to start. If I don't know you its most likely I hate you. If we met off myspace I would more likely hold you at gun point or have you turning tricks to cover the bar tab. I once blew up a guys car Capone style over a parking space dispute. My therapist says I have issues with being adopted.

My Interests

My true passion is teaching Sex education to Special Ed students "HANDS ON TRAINING" but it is a violation of my parolle to be around children. Speaking of my parolle officer he says I should start opening doors for myself. His advice landed me another stint in prison for breaking and entering. And he didn't even testify on behalf of my character. I enjoy long walks, candle light dinners, deep conversation, anal with boyscouts and dedicated honest hard working people.

I'd like to meet:

Whoop That Trick - Hustle And Flow
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Add to My Profile | More Videos People I've met.. Ron Jeremy, Matt Zane, Conan O'Brien, Drew Barrymore, Gael Garcia.People I'd like to meet.. Aaron Lewis, Fred Savage, D.B Cooper, ChangoLeon.People I'd like to get krunk with.. Robert Downy Jr., Slash, Charles Burkowski, George Jung, Pablo Escobar, and a clone of myself

Music:

Icy hot stunnazs encompass the struggles we all faced growing up in the hard streets of Denton Tx. It wasn't easy but we made it.My band

Movies:

Runaway Ralph is how I roll, bring me back to the days of my first gang afilitation. My gang had the hardest initiation trial. We started off with red rover and I past and I was like this is easy and they brought out the big guns. I spy, Red rover, hot potato and to top it off Red light green light. No one could touch my click at 4-square or teatherball. Recognize

Television:

I spend most of my free time watching the discovery kids and or the Crocodile hunter. In my free time I enjoy a friendly game of mailbox baseball, throwing chuck e cheese tokens as bums.

Books:

Hardy boys and sweet valley high. I don't forget where I came from and where Im going. Which I hope isnt back to huntsville

Heroes:

Henry Earl 850+ public intoxes Marvin Heeymeyer This fool bulldozed a town just for messing with his muffler shop.Optimus PrimeThe traffic directing wizard whos flutes ward off evil leprechaunsBub Rub and Lil SisStar Wars kidIcy Hot StuntazPiggy Man

My Blog

I was suspended from Yahoo Answers

My profile was suspended from yahoo answers for giving advice considered to be sarchastic and or unsincere.  Its not my fault I think the solution to most peoples problems is painting the wall wi...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:37:00 PST

Celebrities

You read about celebrities in magazines you read about me in police reports.
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:15:00 PST

Chess Champ 15, found living with stripper

A 15-year-old Peruvian chess player who didn't come back from a tournament in Argentina has been found - living with a nightclub dancer. Emilio Cordova left Lima to play at the South American Chess Ch...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

Man shoots at condo

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man angry that a new apartment building put his house in the shade was arrested after shooting about a dozen bullets at it with a competition rifle... Police said the man ...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

Seriously

Ok I am seriously going to have to look into these condom things or Im going to have to get a fish bowl full of the morning after pill. And girls have to stop being shady and lying about shit. I am so...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST

THE PORN SLAYER

A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching."Now...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

Chewbacca arrested

LOS ANGELES   A man dressed as Chewbacca was arrested after police said the street performer head-butted a tour guide operator in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Frederick ...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST

Teaching your pet to drink

Taken from the very funny site  DRUNKENBUFFOONERY.COM Step 1) Preparing your pet to learn.Animals are stupid. And because of this, they do not understand or appreciate the greatness of things li...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST

Ethics

I have been traveling through my 20's with an admitted busted moral compass.  I am for first time in my life able to develop enough maturity to empathize with the emotions of others, a necessary ...
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

Carmen Winstead

I pushed that bitch because she didn't want to put in on the Rossi.
Posted by TRE~ JOHNSON on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST