My name is Josaphina DaVey (Esq.). I enjoy croquet and boules, and occasionally if I have the time, I enjoy a quick game of chequers. I live in a castle with 7 turrets, a fishpond and a butler called Derek. I am godmother to Edmund, Pontifritz and Shishkebab and am a member of MENSA. I have two spanish toyboys called juan and julio who are dab hands at massages. On the weekends i go helicoptering with my corgi, Merryweather, and I cure lepers, though only on sundays. During the week, i visit africa to sing to the orphan children, and whilst there i add another few chapters to my eagerly-awaited autobiography, "Josaphina: Legend and Lady". I have been called the next kate moss, and also the next next audrey hepburn. I have several hospital wings opened in my name, and have single handedly created 12 charities. I also enjoy fraternising with famous celebrities at the rich peoples club, some of my many lovers have been marlon brando, james dean and noel edmonds. I am a singer, an actress a writer and comedienne.
I am also a liar.
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