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deus ex machina

I am here for Friends

About Me

Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty.Layout made by sweetONyou080 at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

Ironing. Slaughtering infidels.

I'd like to meet:

I do know of those therefore that are reputed wise for saying nothing.Julius Caesar, God, Zahi Hawass, the Queen, the Dalai Lama, a mafia don, Augustus, a vampire, Nusrat Fateh Ali Kahn, Hank Azaria, Ewan McGregor, Madonna, Nicole Kidman, Leonard Nemoy, Frank Sinatra, Billy Holiday, Edward Norton, Harry Potter, and Catullus.

Television:

Recess.

Heroes:

red/black/ little white

My Blog

This is ridiculous.

I haven't even LEFT yet, and I miss him already.Also, I want to destroy people who cannot spell, excluding the dyslexic. Not their fault. Everyone else has no excuse.One last note, I think when I get ...
Posted by deus ex machina on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

I suppose it's that time again.

Time for a blog! Wooo! I'm pretty much gonna just cut and paste a funny-ish thing that happened to me the other day from my blogger. I'm in my kitchen, listening to a great torchy song about the death...
Posted by deus ex machina on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

Nothing's true and nothing's right.

Tonight I had a very intereseting experience. I am composing a paper about a Hindu temple I recently visited and in an effort to be thorough and to become more involved in what my school has to offer,...
Posted by deus ex machina on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

Whether it's dollars or control, feel the goal.

I love getting multiple things accomplished before about 10 in the morning. The two things I've already done today: 1. Humongously painfully break a neail by bending it backwards. 2. Get a free oil ch...
Posted by deus ex machina on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:38:00 PST

Real things that ACTUALLY happen to me.

So. Once upon a time in June I was driving to Tyler from Austin late at night (when my air conditioner was still broken, so I had no choice), and I got pulled over just south of Waco. Miraculously, th...
Posted by deus ex machina on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:23:00 PST

turn your back on me and it might be the last thing you ever do.

it's not good to start the day full of this boiling rage. no more myspace for me before lunchtime. i hate myspace. HA. test today =..
Posted by deus ex machina on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:18:00 PST

It's just another manic Monday

I wish it was Sunday cause that's my fun day my I dont have to run day.
Posted by deus ex machina on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

The [sic]kest thing EVAR.

So, something strange came over me tonight. I was so hungry, that I passed the point of hungry into pain and nausea. The problem is that nothing sounded good, and I have enough food items to keep a pe...
Posted by deus ex machina on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

you'll never guess what Vlax Rrom is.

Some stupid, unlucky things have happened to me and mine lately, but for some reason I am in the best of moods these days. I love having like six books checked out of the library (non fiction) that I ...
Posted by deus ex machina on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

Equally repugnant.

I had a most tragic dream just now. I went to get my hair trimmed, and before I could stop her, the stupid redneck girl cutting my hair chopped off all my 12-inch tresses which I've been growing for Y...
Posted by deus ex machina on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST