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Joshasaurus Rex

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

.. I love music.
I love everything about pirates, real pirates, not Disney pirates.
I'm a veteran skate rat for the Local Street Heroes.
I play guitar in an Oi! band called Labor Force
My old band, The A10's, in all their glory:
I'm trying my damnest to run a record label called Standby Records: Standby Records

We just secured out national distro through Victory/Red/Sony, so bands please send me your shit!
I'm the biggest geek ever, but you wouldn't know it.
I'm a Star Wars collector...so now you know.
I'm completely addicted beyond all repair.
I'm the former President of the Ohio Star Wars Collectors Club .
Member Ohio Garrison ( TK1189 ) of the 501st Imperial Legion of Stormtroopers .
Member of the Jedi Knights of Cleveland .
It's all in good fun; mostly for charity and other great causes.
On November 15, 2002, Strummer and The Mescaleros played a benefit show for striking fire fighters in London, at the Acton Town Hall. Mick Jones was in the crowd, and joined the band on stage during the Clash's "Bankrobber." An encore followed with Jones playing guitar and singing on "White Riot" and "London's Burning". This performance marked the first time since 1983 that Strummer and Jones had performed together on stage. Jones later remarked that it was totally unplanned and that he felt compelled to join Strummer on stage. Strummer died three weeks later.
~RIP JOE STRUMMER (1952-2002)

My Interests

..Music, Pirates, Pirate Art (Pyle, Schoonover, N.C.Wyeth), Playing guitar, Going to shows, Getting bands signed, Star Wars!! Cons, Skateboarding, Tattoos, Castillo Grande, OSU Football.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

..Check out just some of the bands we manage/represent:

- Beneath The Sky ( myspace.com/beneaththesky )
Victory Records
- Driver Side Impact ( myspace.com/driversideimpact )
Victory Records
- Forever In Terror ( myspace.com/fitmetal )
Metal Blade Records
- The Burning Season ( myspace.com/theburningseason )
Eulogy Records
- Epicurean ( myspace.com/epicurean )
Metal Blade Records
- A Perfect Murder ( myspace.com/aperfectmurder )
Victory Records
- The Drama Summer ( myspace.com/thedramasummer )
Eulogy Records
- Before Their Eyes ( myspace.com/beforetheireyes )
Rise Records

Movies:

..Star Wars - A New Hope
Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars - Return of the Jedi
Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith
The Warriors (1979)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Spiderman 1 & 2
Back to the Future (Trilogy?)
The Karate Kid
Spaceballs
Indiana Jones (Trilogy?)
Top Gun
Three Amigos
Blues Brothers
Animal House
Rocky I, II, III & IV

Television:

..Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Robot Chicken
Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
Weather Channel

Books:

Just finished with "Pirate Hunter: The True Story of Captain Kidd" - Richard Zacks

Now onto "History of Pirates, Blood and Thunder on the High Seas" - Nigel Cawthorne

Heroes:

..
Joe Strummer
&
Obi-Wan Kenobi

and Perseus

My Blog

I got some press..

Writeup 5/26/08 in Crain's Cleveland Business MagazineMusic production firm spreads wingsPurchase of Toledo label, new distribution deal allow HM Live to focus on larger-scale projects By JOHN BOOTH M...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:45:00 PST

Victory to Distribute Standby Records

Victory to Distribute StandBy Records   Chicago, IL.- Cleveland, OH based StandBy Records has entered into an exclusive, worldwide distribution agreement with Victory Records. StandBy Records w...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:39:00 PST

Luke Skywalker

I'm always surprised that people don't see Luke's Loserdom. Let's see if I can clarify the matter. Just look at his curriculum vitae: Flunky on the Lars Moisture Farm. First trip to Mos Eisley,...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:04:00 PST

new job opening for you!

Subject: New job opening at HM Concerts & ManagementThe Position: Manager, Concerts Operations - Cleveland OfficeThe Role: To secure dates for our national music festival and other HM events natio...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

Captain Kidds pirate ship *FOUND*!!!

Aint blogged in a while.Happy '08.3rd annual polar bear run went off without a hitch. Kudos to the two true remaining hardcore members (me and lester) and congrats to Derek on his second run. It's alw...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST

My BBerry is down *gasp!*

yah, i dunno what to do...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:04:00 PST

Job Openings...

BAND MGR WRITE UP:Band management firm located in Cleveland, OH currently seeking a band manager to join their team. Our company currently has 10 acts signed to national labels on our roster and are e...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

Thank you Adam, I owe you a drink for posting this..

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs ...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

HM Client Last Chance to Reason ink deal w/ Tribunal Records

HM Client Last Chance to Reason from Maine, just inked a deal w/ Tribunal Records. The label has been home to such industry vets as Atreyu and He is Legend. LCTR debut will be out this summer recorded...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

HM Client Epicurean signs deal with Metal Blade Records

HM is proud to announce their Management client, EPICUREAN (www.myspace.com/epicurean) have been offered and accepted an offer from Metal Blade Records.Epicurean is a Minneapolis-based symphonic metal...
Posted by Joshasaurus Rex on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST