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kelly

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi everyone! My name is Kelly Taylor! My mom is a coke head.. she married ugly david silvers dad... Mel. I myself am a recovering drug addict, which I can thank Dylan for.. oh silly me! I forgot to tell you, I stole this hot guy Dylan from my best friend Brenda while she was in PARIS with ugly donna who needs ANOTHER nose job!!!!! I think brandon will always be my true love.. but she cheated on me with skanky emily while my face was burning off in a house fire when i was trapped in the bathroom with some dyke!!!! FU BRANDON.. and FU STEVE bc the fire happened at a party YOU WERE THROWING! GO TO HELL!

My Interests

wellllll i liked popping pills in high school.. but since then ive moved on to coke.. i like to steal my best freinds boyfriend.. ummmm.. fight with crazy jackie taylor.. shop... tan (even though im pasty white) BUT im still hot.. so LOVE ME BITCHES!

Music:

DER NER NER NER.. DER NER NER NER (PSH PSH) DER NER NER NER.. DER NER NER NER.. NER NER NER NERRRRRR NERRR.. NER NER NER NERRRRR NERRRR (90210 SONG..... DUUH BITCHES)

Television:

BEVERLY HILLS 90210 (duh) oh and melrose place.. bc JAKE from melrose place was sooo hot.. and he came to work on my house once and we had a fling! (call me jake.. i miss you.. mwah! 555-5555).. OH.. and WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU .. that show is okay.. not NEARLY as good as 90210 . .but the girl in it is pretty sexy

Books:

the beverly hills 90210 book.. DUH BITCHES

Heroes:

jackie taylor.. my mom.. because she can blow more coke then ANYONE i know without od'ing