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A One Gun Salute For The New Independance Day

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About Me

Wassup! my name is fordy or mike which ever u luvly people prefer. this is where i usually get stuck 4 words :$ what shuld i say about oneself? lets see i like music mainly metal bt ill listenin 2 pretty much anythin aslong as it fits the mood. i lurrrve 2 play guitar!!! i wuld say that im a laid back kinda guy bt i enjoy having a jolly gd time and goin out wiv my buddies and buddettes hehe so if any1 wants 2 chat more giv us a shout!( ); }

My Interests

Music, playing guitar, laughing at farts aswell as farting myself, seeing my mates and just generally havin a gd time and the most exciting thing in the world a wonderful bit of crumpet u cant go wrong with that!

I'd like to meet:

Our Mate Alan Who Came To This Country On A Banana Boat, Wot A Raver!!

Music:

METAL!!!!!!!! arch enemy , god forbid , carnal forge , machine head, shadows fall, Mnemic, devil driver, meshuggah, 36 crazyfists, deftones, chimaira, nevermore, pantera, decapitated, cannibal corpse, nile, killswitch engage, sepultura, exodus, deicide and many many more....

Movies:

Any ZOMBIE/Horror film aslong as it has loadsa gore an all that shite and of course the best film in history THE ANCHORMAN!

Television:

Miami ink,King of queens, two and a half men, takeshi's castle,ramsays kitchen nightmares (what a legend).

Books:

the argos catalouge.

Heroes:

all the kicks ass guitarists in the bands i like and my family and friends :) .