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Dipshiticus

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About Me

Well, um... My name is Billy. After serving in the Army for about six years with two tours in Iraq, and a tour in Korea, the Army has decided to go ahead and send me home. And not a moment too soon. I have a beautiful and intelligent wife who just graduated college. After about ten years together, she gave me my son, Noah. He is the most beautiful child I've ever seen. I hope some day to have a career as a stand-up comedian. So someday I hope to see you at one of my shows. ..
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My Interests

Tattoos, tattoo flash design, martial arts, reading anything that has to do about anything scary (that way I'm prepared for when the zombies come). Oh, and not being in Iraq for a third time.

I'd like to meet:

I already met her in the seventh grade. I loved her so much that i decided to marry her.

Music:

I like everything except country music. Well, that's not true, I like old country like the Statlin Bros, Hank Williams, Willie and of course Johnny Cash. Stephen Lynch is really good, and Rodney Carrington. Um...I dunno. Shit. Everything. Oh yeah, NAS. He's one of my favorites. I used to have all of his cd's but all of the Iraqi sand saw to the end of that. Thank God for MP3's. Wait no. My screen melted over there. Damn.

Movies:

I flatter myself to the thought that I'm a big movie buff. I can usually tell what the movie is within about five seconds. Give or take. Although I gotta say that The Shawshank Redemption is probably the best movie that has ever been made. The kind of movie that you can watch all over again as soon as you finish it. I LOVE TO WATCH STAND UP! I try to study it. I like David Cross, Dane Cook, David Spade, Ellen, and Margret Cho. Although I gotta say that Red Fox, Richard Pryor and George Carlin are truly the best. You gotta love them.

Television:

Family Guy is my favorite. My wife got me hooked on Will and Grace. Arrested Development is great along with Mr. Show. I really like watching Ninja Warrior and Women of Ninja Warrior. So does my wife and three year old. I love Band of Brothers too, but that's more like a mini series than a television show.

Books:

Takashi Matsuoka is a great writer. He wrote Cloud of Sparrows, and Autumn Bridge. The Book of the Five Rings by Musashi Miamoto. The Hagakure by Yamamoto Tsunetomo is a really good one. I want to get ahold of Rashomon. It sounds really good. I like Dean Koontz, Tess Gerritsen, Richard Matheson and Joe Hill. Can't stand Stephen King though. Yeah, I said it!

Heroes:

My son Noah.

My Blog

My first blog.

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Posted by Dipshiticus on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:36:00 PST