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Pony

When a jockey retires he just becomes another small man

About Me

As Lester Piggott once said, I'm a fine filly. I'm well bred, height 13.2 hands with a sleek black mane and a good saddle.

My Interests

Pony Club, gymkana, sugar cubes and carrots, pony parties and the petting zoo

I'd like to meet:

An Italian stallion or a dark Arab

Music:

The Beatles 'Dig-A-Pony', De La Soul 'Pony Ride', Bob Dylan 'New Pony', New Young Pony Club, Dennis Alcapony of Kemp Town Jamaica

Movies:

The Horse Whisperer, Seabiscuit, Easy Rider, Nightmare on Elm Street, My Little Pony: The Movie, Riders of the Lost Ark, Tomb Rider

Television:

Black Beauty

Books:

PONY Magazine, Horse and Pony Annual 1976, England's No. 1 Equestrian Magazine, Riders by Jilly Cooper, Jockey Slut

Heroes:

Alcapony, Donkey Hottie de la Mancha, Dobbin the panto horse, Lester Piggott and Frankie Dettori