Mister Mean Genes |
"I want to have your abortion."---Marla Singer to Tyler Durden in Chuck Palahniuk's "Fight Club".
"Pretty soon you'll be feelin' all unnecessary...Like you're floatin' on a cloud of titties..."&...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 10:20:00 PST |
iGot God On My iPod |
I've always been into music. Ever since I was a wee little deviant, and daydreaming I was Gene Simmons and hanging out with Godzilla and the Incredible Hulk on Monster Island, and eating Count Chocula...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:59:00 PST |
Dirty Dudes Divorced Dirt Cheap |
I have a fetish for women's hair.Every woman who has ever been halfway intimate with me knows of my strange affliction. I could never hope to have a career as a homosexual hairstylist, because I would...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:38:00 PST |
The Pillsbury Dildo Boy |
My birthday was a few weeks ago and I didn't even get laid. This makes the third birthday in a row where I haven't had any action. (And yes, I've been keeping count).My parents gave me some money this...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:40:00 PST |
Antisocial Insecurity |
"There are worse things than being alone."------Charles Bukowski-------------------------------Dear Penthouse:No, wait....Dear Society:Fuck you people.Seriously.It's all because of you, that I've deci...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:02:00 PST |
Electric Potty Chair Parenting |
I lay the blame for my recent writing spurt in these blogs squarely at the dead feet of Charles Bukowski. I think that if he knew that I was crediting my psychosis to him, he would probably roll right...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:15:00 PST |
When Booty Calls Go Wrong |
***RING!!!!***"Hello, Shuga?""Yeah. Who the shit is this?"
"It's me.""Oh. Hey, sweetie. What time is it? Is something wrong?"
"Yes. I'M wrong, Mister. And I need to get right. I am in dire, desperate ...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:49:00 PST |
Full Metal Ejaculate |
"I very reluctantly threw the robe over my genitals. Anybody can expose their genitals at night.But at 2pm in the afternoon..it took some balls."----Charles BukowskiTales of Ordinary Madness----------...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:57:00 PST |
Black Coffee Blues |
Dateline: Warp City, TX.August. 2008.Here's yet another nut-numbing day of absolute bat-shit summertime boredom. Oh, joy.Sitting here&Drinking coffee&Wallowing around like a stuck pig in a slaughterho...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:57:00 PST |
Dental Illness |
"The blood of these whores is killing me."
------Udo Kier as Count Dracula in
Andy Warhol's "Blood For Dracula" (1974)
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I'm half vampire. It's true.
Not because I dress i...
Posted by Shuga Magnolia on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:34:00 PST |
