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Fred Sanford

Hi, I'm Fred Fly me to St.Louis

About Me

Well, Ya see my name is Fred Sanford, uh, that's S A N F O R D PERIOD. I live in Watts California with my one and only son Lamont, who takes after his mother Elizabeth. God rest her soul. Some of my best friends are Bubba, Skillet, Grady and Leroy. Some of my favorite hobbies include watching the midnight movie, Frankenstein is my favorite. I also like to create new concoctions using my favorite drink of all time RIPPLE, some include Cream and Ripple, I call it Cripple. Or there is Straight up Ripple, I call it Stripple. Any way thats me in a nut shell. Oh, I also keep a baseball bat inside my house, and I love to crack skulls with it. So don't think you can come in here and take all my precious and valuable stuff, THIS IS A GOLD MINE! A EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

LENA HORNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blind Melon Jelly!!!!!!!!!!!! Bela Lugosi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WOLFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

My last meal.

I neva understood why on tv the soon to be condemned request such strange last meals from their gracious hosts... Like steak, and prime rib. Creme Brulee and Sorbets.If i was ever sent up the river an...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:09:00 GMT

Movies today....

See they just dont make movies like they use too. I mean movies where movies and actors where actors. They had feeling, point and made you feel what was up on screen. Now anyone and anything can be ma...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:17:00 GMT

THe problem with people today.

Ya see its like everyone today think they got somethin commin to them for nothin, know what mean... It's like I sell junk, so i live in junk, i breath junk hell i eat junk. At the end of the day i sti...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Some good Ripple recipies!

Ripple and Club Soda: CHAMPIPPLERipple and Root Beer: RAPPLERipple and Grape Juice: GRAPPLERipple and V8: RIPPPPPPPPLERipple and RedBull: REBURPLEThats FRED.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:47:00 GMT

The Problem With Married Women

See most women before marriage are do'ers. Then when they get married they become DID'ers.And thats all I got to say about that.Thats Fred.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:43:00 GMT

The Problem With Pourterican

Ever since my new neighbor Julio moved in next door, His damn goat chico keeps leaving his little presents in my front lawn. And another thing, i never had a cockroach problem until now, see they do t...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:40:00 GMT