We are people who are deathly sick of millitant straightedge scenesters who claim to be straightedge, yet they can still drink coffee, they can still take perscription medication, they can still fuck their moms, dads, cats and hookers, and they can still smoke cigarettes. No, that's not straightedge, sorry. You people are just sorry nobodys, you can't even follow basic straighedge rules. We are people who aren't straightedge and don't believe in that sorry shit or the sorry losers who claim to be straightedge. We like to have fun. We are here to have fun, hookas.