24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar

About Me

Trully, if there was a God on Earth, he may in fact say, "Hey, theres Callum. He's so dreamy". For I am awesome. Some people think, what a tool. But you know what? No, me either. God, what am I saying again? Ahh yes, the price of fish in Amsterdam this time of year is quite reasonable. I was born "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away." I was briefly on wikipedia, before they took down my biography - something about being vain and not important. Fascist bastards! I know people out there want to know about me, even if they haven't realised it yet. Yes in case you can't tell, I talk alot of shit. None of it is true of course. I don't take these profiles very seriously. I pull the piss alot. Or do I? Or is it so sane that it just blew your mind!? What? Exactly. Peace I'm outta here.

My Interests

You. Star Wars. Meeting Jessica Alba. Winning the "World's Most Awesome Man contest", or the Strongest Man, I'm not fussed. Taking the piss out of internet profiles.

I'd like to meet:

Batman, Superman, He-man - other superheroes ending in man, except Spiderman. Jessica Alba would be nice too. Come back Jessica, I didn't mean it! Honey was a good social commentary on your stomach. Someone as clearly mental as I am, or who can make me laugh. That and Chewbacca. Everyone needs an 8-foot tall hairy Wookie. You never know when a bounty hunter's gonna come looking for you.

Music:

Not many people that I didn't go to high school with know this, but I was in a band. We were an Air-Guitar band, before it was cool - Aerosmyth. Not to be confused with those sellout punks, whatstheirname? Oh thats right, Metallica

Movies:

I must say, I am a little partial to that Quentin Tarantino flick, "Resevoir Doggie Style", though why he had to demean the male dogs I'm not sure, and all of Johnny Holmes movies' really make you think. And Weekend At Bernies

Television:

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Callum is just about the most accurate depiction of me in high school I think I've ever seen. The A-Team rocks too, but I was always disappointed that Mr. T (BA) never killed either Murdoch or Face.

Books:

Callum's Little Black Book. You never know, you're number might be in there.

Heroes:

My Blog

Chris Judd can suck my balls

Chris Judd you are a sellout. You are a zelot. I hope your groin fails and you can never walk again.Last year you, to be fair begrudgingly, accepted the role of captain of the West Coast Eagles Footba...
Posted by 24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:52:00 PST

fundamentalists are mental

Christians can go fuck themselves before I have to kill them. They are soooooo dumb. Let me say this - it's always the minority that cause a lot of pain for the majority. A few conservative fundamenta...
Posted by 24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

Idiots abound...

Things that make Callum think the world is retarded.Many times a day, I am astounded at how blantently fucking retarded some people are. Sure, it may not be their own fault, but sometimes it's their o...
Posted by 24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

For Cate

This is for you - for hurting me so much I had to write to save myself. BORNE IS THE BROKEN MANThe amber numbs his sensesClouds his wretched memoriesShe walked all over his beingBefore heading for the...
Posted by 24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:45:00 PST

Rich People, too much money

Why are some musicians so fucking retarded?! "If I was anymore rock I'd be made of cement." - Sebastian Bach, Metal Edge Magazine, August 1989"I don't want to be taken as some cliched-fuck, badboy roc...
Posted by 24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:27:00 PST

Baby Boomers - the men who sold the world

I hate the idealism of baby boomers. It's not that I disagree with protest and change; in fact, the social upheaval of the baby boomers was necessary and great for the world. They fought against socia...
Posted by 24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

Charged For Receiving A Bill?!

I have broadband internet at my house. We got it a few years ago as part of a bundle with Pay-TV. We cancelled the TV, but kept the internet connection. It originally cost about $50 a month, but it so...
Posted by 24-7 I'm A Goddamn Rockstar on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:16:00 PST