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99% douchbag 1% AMAZING

Every man dies, not every man really lives!

About Me

I've killed a man...

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You are Venom Venom 90% Dark Phoenix 82% Apocalypse 81% Dr. Doom 76% Juggernaut 71% Magneto 69% Mr. Freeze 67% The Joker 66% Mystique 63% Poison Ivy 59% Catwoman 58% Lex Luthor 56% Green Goblin 51% Riddler 49% Two-Face 47% Kingpin 45% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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My Interests

Stuff like sleeping, jerking off, pretending im spiderman, getting mad about things that people are like dude why are you mad about that, stripping, worrying, living, pondering why certain people are alive when more than one person think that they shouldnt be..."I'm gonna check out P-Jam when they play with Sonic Youth at the Forum in June and then again later this summer when they're out with Tom Petty on his 30th anniversary tour, shit is gonna go OFF! Speaking of, I'm hoping I can talk some sense into Eddie... on the song "Wishlist" he says "I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off!" Eddie, you can go off anyways! ANYTIME! GO OFF!"

I'd like to meet:

PLEASE WATCH THIS!!!

Movies:

snatch, fight club, montey python's, 9th gate, samurai cop, clue, HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH, EXPLOTATION FLIXS, Fellowship on the Ring..only the first one the other two sucked ass, cheap scary movies...TROMA OF COURSE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MOVIES STAR WARS the good ones, Cobra, rocky 1234, nightmare on elm st.'s, friday the 13's, Halloween, Tombstone, baseketball, hugh grant flixs..lol no really

Television:

FAMILY GUY, anything on history channel, learning channel, national geographics channel, discovery channel, use to have the biology channel now that was sweet

Books:

tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Plato, Ovid, judith guest

Heroes:

SPIDERMAN..hmmmmm Jack the Ripper loved his work

My Blog

SHIT..Might be the best song ever..to beat a russian too

Burning Heart  Survivor .. -->--> #EndEditable --> .. -->--> #BeginEditable "c01" -->Two worlds collideRival nationsIt's a primitive clashVenting years of frustrationsBravely we hopeAgainst ...
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

RAIN

I love it!
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

It has begun...

FFXII
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST

CHEATING AND JIVE!!!

We didnt evolve from monogamous creatures..sooo true Deena you put it quite well "I think it just goes to show what happens when you put social constructs on innate biological functioning--i.e. we did...
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

Concerning the Chainsaw hand PART TWO!!!

OF COURSE I CAN REMOVE THE CHAINSAW HAND!!!! Why would i and how would i fasten it to my wrist permenantly?  TELL ME THIS!!!lol  I would have a vast cornicopia of attachments to fully enjoy ...
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

Concerning the chainsaw hand!!!

I WOULD FUCKING ROCK THE CHAINSAW HAND LIKE IT WAS MY BITCH!!! Fuck all you non-believer and NAY sayers!!!!  ALWAYS FUCKING NAY-SAYING!!! The chain saw would be making me sandwiches and cleaning ...
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:53:00 PST

I mean seriously what the fuck?!

This is the problem!!  You are bored at your house so you decide to MYSPACE IT UP!!  Looking, seeking and checking for whatever the hell you look for!!  Lets just throw some interest ou...
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

I want to go to a girls south pacific rim...

yea..im bored and want the world cup to start..
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST

fun fact about herpes!!!

If you get it you have x-ray vision!sweet!
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

Damn!! You got that right Philly C.

All that time I was searching, nowhere to run to, it started me thinking,Wondering what I could make of my life, who'd be waiting,Asking all kinds of questions, to myself, but never finding the answer...
Posted by 99% douchbag 1% AMAZING on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:33:00 PST