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Crazy Baby

It's not prostitution...it's the barter system...

About Me



I'm into body mod, if you're not, eat me! Check this site out!!

If you're not one of my kids, my grandson or one of my friends?? FUCK OFF. I won't like you anyway!

I'm not as intimidating as I make myself out to be...I can be sweet and nice and polite. Right guys? Guys? Hey, guys? Guys?? Come on guys, for real, I'm nice right? RIGHT?? RIGHT???!!?!?!??!?! WELL FUCK YOU THEN, I AM NICE...ASSHOLES!

I have chubby thighs, luckily, my belly hides them.

LIKES: CHOCOLATE, Siamese twins, coffee and french fries

HATES: SMOKERS!!! Men with facial hair (stop being lazy and shave ya fucks!) and people who try too hard and people who don't try hard enough...

My Interests

Leave Me a Message After the Beep. BEEEEEP!



Drinkin' and fuckin'.

I'd like to meet:



I don't want to meet anyone...I don't like people or their germs...thanks, I'll pass. But if I did...some people who don't take themselves too seriously...and people who are serious about not being serious and people who don't mind that my brain is now mush...

Music:

I totally bit this from Big Joe! Thanks bitch! NOW! watch the kid in the orange shirt, he's mother fuckin' ILL!!!

Movies:

My idea of a "romantic comedy" is Natural Born Killers.

Television:

Deadliest Catch, porn and Spongebob

Books:

Yah, I'm literate, what the fuck about YOU?

Heroes:

My dad, Steve Irwin, Ninjas, Mother Teresa, Snuffleuppagus and Karen Walker

My Blog

Dont....

It crackles between us.  The air.  You hold me.  The words are stuck in my thoat, in my head...in the back of my heart.  I want to tell you, it chokes me.  Yet all I can say i...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:39:00 PST

funny shit kids say...

Pearl: mom...why do they bother making the heels of the bread? i mean...it's not like anyone eats them anyway... Me:  .............................................. (speachless) *****************...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

GEEZ mom!

Me: (mumbling apparently) you were fat before... Pearly: OMG mom WTF! you don't have to call me a fat whore!! GEEZ thanks a LOT!!! Me: (laughing HYSTERICALLY, choking!) hahahahahahah no no no (gasps f...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST

I think I spend too much time alone...

hahahahahahahaha i found myself singing inanely to Boogie today...if you could call it singing...he wanted to be in my lap so i picked him up.  i had just given him a haircut so he is now "nakey"...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST

Youve touched my heart...

okay...somedays life really wants to take a bite out of my ass and i need a pick me up...so last night i started remembering some things people have said that mean the world to me...pardon me if i'm b...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:39:00 PST

This fucking Insomnia shit...

it's crap. i hate this. i hate myself for believing anything.  this shit. it's fucked you know? 10 fucking years not letting myself "feel" anything. numb was good. okay then HEY jaki gets a ...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

Strange and Funny Life (and sometimes sad)

_________________________________________________________ Pearly: Well...if I had four friends that didn't like me.... Me: Well they wouldn't be your FRIENDS then, asshole. ---------------------------...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:40:00 PST

Melancholy and the Infinite Blahness...

Feeling sad today.  lots of reasons.  spoke to a friend who's unlikely to read this so all the better to be able to pour my heart out to strangers. (what heart you may ask?) well, i have one...
Posted by Crazy Baby on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST