Slow Joe profile picture

Slow Joe

They call me...Kiddie pool cuz I'm SHALLOW

About Me

lots of stories, sneakers, style, and sarcasm....I also was in the Navy for over 5yrs. I was stationed on Submarines mostly out of Groton, CT.
1st boat was USS BILLFISH(ssn-676) 2.5yrs and then I helped fill in on the USS CORPUS CHRISTI for a few months to help them on their South America Deployment, then finished the last 2yrs on the USS MIAMI SSN-755
I have been to too many countries to recall now but some big places i have been to are;
Norway(2x),a trip to Paris from toulon, In Hafia Israel took a trip to Jerusalem, Naples & Rome, more italy incl. sardinia, puerto rico a bunch, (2x)Panama Canal on diff submarines, and crete. more but i cant recall them all.
In 99 I was in a major car accident where the car i was driving 100mph turned so the pass. side behind the pass. door struck a tree and split the car into 2 PARTS and WHOA lots of blood and wreckage and now over 150+ stiches and 2 skin grafts to my left eye area, My car came to rest wrapped around another tree next to my moms house at 230 am wow you dont ever want to hear the scream when your mother sees you covered in blood in the back of an ambulance with part of your face missing.
and now here I am ugly left eye and all.
So Drive carefull accidents ARE accidental and no one likes tragedy.My friends are more accurate about me than I even can. This is from one of the most influential friends I have. *DJ Junks..!
"Here are some other memorables for ya, an old school perspective of sorts:
As a kid, Joe was extremely loyal. He would literally give his friends the shirt off of his back, the shoes off of his feet, and the pants off of his ass(and often he did)....but would steal rampantly from strangers.
Joe was not only an extremely talented artist but a great athlete as well. Although I would have argued it to the death, he was an infinitely more talented skater and basketball player than I ever could have been and should have pursued athletics more aggressively. (Dude, you should have played ball in school).
Joe's Mom used to scream at him constantly for things that he didn't do, most of the times for things his "so called" friends had done.
Joe hated violence but always found a way for his friends to end up in a fight or an argument of some kind with strangers. (Thanks man). Joe's nickname was "Head" because he had a very large melon even though it was me that had a hard time finding fitted hats (still do).
Joe was extremely kind and thoughtful but was also painfully shy when I first met him. It took over a year of convincing before he would even talk to a girl even though there wasn't anyone more deserving of finding a great girlfriend.
Joe is solely responsible for getting me addicted to betting on race dogs, which left me close to bankrupt for a good 2 years. (Trifecta box key..all day long!) Joe is responsible for some very memorable moments which include numerous "focused" (snapped) skateboards, public intoxication, car chases, police pursuit and evasion, confiscation of various weapons, defacing of public and private property, house parties, hit-and-run accidents, rampant graffiti, loud music, painful hangovers, extremely part-time jobs, sarcastic remarks, and most importantly - lots of laughs at other people's expense. What a great friend!"
MyGen Profile GeneratorIt's the slow one here again. Needless to say I like to be interesting, but maybe a little shy sometimes and if not I apologize for the arrangement of words that will ensue to....

My Interests

ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THAT LISTEN TO D&B? come on now, where are they?partyin, women, music, friends, strong opinions, Fashion, clothes, sneakers, shootin pool, talk radio, texting on the phone...and SNEAKERS!!!

I'd like to meet:

MY FAV. POST:
from Ben, ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO DON'T PERSONALLY KNOW JOE:
There are several things about this man that you should know. The following list of things is in no particular order, but please read on.

Joe is rarely on time.

Joe always takes his time. (i.e. Slow Joe)

Joe is an introvert that wants to be outwardly expressive.
Joe has a shoe fetish. And that doesn't mean he gets turned on by them...although he might, haha. He is just REALLY into kicks. ask him about it.

Joe was in the navy and was one of the cooks on his sub, and because of shift changes, he has formed the habit of always saying "Good Morning!" when he talks to people (especially when answering his cell)

Joe has historically enjoyed breaking laws and undermining authority.

Joe is a very good artist...when he focuses. :D
Joe likes spray-paint cans as much as I like naked women, which is a LOT.

Joe has a diverse taste in music, and has shown me nothing but good stuff i haven't heard of yet..which is somewhat rare.

Joe sees beauty in every woman he sees.

Joe is a romantic like you have never seen before, while playing it cool as if he's too cool for emotions.
Joe is definately older than he looks.
Joe enjoys a good mom joke.
Joe has never drank coffee or tea, and revels in the fact that other people drink it non-stop.
Joe has an apartment with interesting architecture inside.
Joe is a lot more thoughtful than he lets off. (ill put it this way, he looked information up about things im into so that he could have stuff to talk about with me that i would enjoy when we first hung out after class).
Joe shares well with others.
Joe is currently passed out in his bed and sleeping off booze from last night, and has no idea im writing this...but i felt compelled to let other people know some real info about him.
PeaCe Y'aLL

Music:

DRUM&BASS, jungle, techno SHit that has a sic bass line , pref. in minor mode!

Beastie boys, KRS-1, Wu-Tang, Gravediggaz, Gza, Rza, Method man, BIG L, BIG L!!!, old school mobb deep, B.C.C., Run-DMC, black moon, Souls of Mischief, Kieth Murray, ,Mr. Lif, the Perceptionists, rahzel, DEL the funkee...

DJ Craze, DB, DJ ODI, Dirty ol' Frank was a great dude!, Talked to Reid Speed (while trippin)outside ASYLUM while we waited in line till she realized she didn't need to wait in line, dieselboy, Dara, That Oakenfold Transport album,

Dj Icey & Dj baby ann(back in the day), Micro, maybe the name was Radikal Techno 4 Whoa! Those were the daes...

some oversea influences-High Contrast, Pendulum, TC, Kano, Klute, AK1200, Dizzee Rascal, Roni Size, freaky flow w/ MC flipside, (I think most are)
Hardcore and metal(&hardTechno), slipknot, deftones, rage against the machine, people under the stairs, handsome boy modeling school, ........etc, more, just ask

Movies:

Dumb & Dumber, SuperBad, Pi, 5th element, Bio-dome, res. dogs, usual suspects, napoleon dynamite, High Fidelity, Officespace, Supertroopers, Fight club, The Matrix, Full-metal jacket, Pulp Fiction, Gummo, Kids, Requiem for a dream, the abyss.........crouching tiger hidden dragon,
glumbert.com

Television:

Ice road Truckers, Deadliest catch, anything on discovery, National geographic, or the science channel,I'm a long time fan of the UFC,OH YEA CURRENT.TV GO OUT AND FIND IT AND WATCH. YOU WILL BE PROFOUNDLY AFFECTED if your cool enough mentally..

Books:

The Alchemist, Life of Pi, Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki (read and reap), What should I do with my life, Into the wild, Into thin Air, anything Jon Krakauer(sp?), 5 people you meet in heaven, the perfect storm, green mile

Heroes:

Marc Ecko, Jeff Staple, Tinker Hatfield, Jason Lee, STASH, COPE2, Dave White, Banksy, Tony Hawk.The guy in NYC who jumped on the subway tracks b4 the train killed me, to cover a kid having a seizure as the train roared over themInfuential people! YOU WANNA SEE SOME BOMBIN' CHECK OUT BANKSY
All Hail Technoviking! - Watch more free videos

My Blog

Remember, Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!

All Hail Technoviking! - Watch more free videos...
Posted by Slow Joe on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:08:00 PST

Work Blocked MYspace

Work noticed finally. So they put the thumb down and blocked MySpace! Oh no how am I to live at work? Help. What phones get webpages, mobile online? I have sprint service and want a new phone, so any ...
Posted by Slow Joe on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST

Costa rica bitch@s

Ever been to costa rica? I could use some tips ;)  I leave in weeks for a 10 day adventure ..EFcollegebreak.com It will be my 2nd trip with em. On the 1st trip to barcelona/madrid a few of us dec...
Posted by Slow Joe on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

brighter horizons

A few years ago I was fired while cooking for a J&J upscale cafeteria. I was told that I am a good person yet I had some flaws and would not work out here, but that He hoped the best for me in the...
Posted by Slow Joe on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:49:00 PST

ATL for the weekend. going to a wedding

my good friends brad and nichole are taking it a step further. They were livin in mass for the past few years. After grad school they just moved back to Atlanta and are having a wedding. So I am off t...
Posted by Slow Joe on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:36:00 PST

I'm in spain till the 6th

ef college break to madrid and barcelona peace out I'm late already
Posted by Slow Joe on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:05:00 PST