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` T o r i i * ?

Best if taken in large doses.

About Me

%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%AI've never been one for introductions, in fact I suck at them, but I'm giving it a solid effort anyways. I'm somewhat cynical and I probably have about a million flaws and believe me, I'm not looking for approval from anyone, everyone has problems, and everyone is still beautiful to someone, so who the fuck gives a damn anyways?Sometimes I turn into Torizilla and walk around devouring people. Music, movies, and other various sources of entertainment are right up my alley. Coldshots=Happy Tori. Friends are neat. Theme porn makes me giggle. I'm not allowed to drive regularly because apparently I get a crazy look in my eyes, but take heed pedestrians, i'm coming soon to a street near you. I have an addiction to starbucks and I'm the first to admit it. Challenge me to a battle of wits, I dare you. I like long walks on the beach and plotting people's demises in my spare time. I'm not going to make it convienient and list things I like because I'm tired of this turning into a contest of who can "be their own person" even though they're a carbon copy of everyone else. Ah yes, and the fun game where people try to match each other's sorrows? Yeah, pass. Everyone goes through shit, fuckhead. If you think that for some reason you may have something somewhat profound to say, enlighten me, or fuck off. I'm not exactly a fan of who I am, so why would I want to talk to people that are anything like me? I could write something standard and heartfelt, but I'd rather you get to know me before I tell you what I'm about. I work at Mcdonalds, okay? %D%AI like to sit in the mall and make fun of people. believe what people say about me, it's probably true. I like it when people I don't like get fat. I run away from my problems. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings and I'm not afraid to speak my mind. I never make the first move and I hate approaching people. I'm shallow but I know that personality can make or break a person. people always get the wrong impression of me. i firmly believe that everything happens for a reason. trust is an essential part of any form of companionship. without it, you had nothing to begin with. I spend a lot of my time alone, I don't really mind.. I actually enjoy it. you don't know me but I know that you will judge me anyways. go ahead. I have recently discovered that what I thought I wanted, I don’t. What I do want is actually quite unknown at the moment, but I’m looking forward to finding out what it is. i can drop my feelings for anything without thinking twice about it. unlike some girls, I have more to offer then just my body. i tell it like it is, love or hate me for it. either way, i don't care. you will never know what i'm thinking, so good luck trying to figure me out. I can and will turn anything you say into a sexual enduendo. I'm a vulgar shithead and I say the wrong things at the wrong time. I sleep a lot. I procrastinate. I probably wont call you back. don't expect much from me, I will just disappoint you. when you meet me you might think I don't like you, that's not true. there's a good chance you'll also think I'm judging you, I'm not. don't judge me by the music I listen to, chances are I know more rap than you do. i'm not here to impress you or to make myself look better than i really am. nothing on this page can give you any idea of who I am, nor can a lousy photo. so you can shove it. %D%A %D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A ......

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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My Blog

Dan-ciffer and tor tor had a baby

adopt your own virtual pet!his name is jiggles...
Posted by ` T o r i i * ? on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

fuck son

Did you ever notice how in the bible whenever god needed to punish someone or make an example,or whenever god needed a killing;; he sent an angel.Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be ...
Posted by ` T o r i i * ? on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:24:00 PST

slunt

Im really sarcastic, depending.I'll be mean to you, if you dont stand up for yourself.I'll walk all over you, if you let me.I am a nice person, most of the time.I'll hit you, if i no you wont hit me b...
Posted by ` T o r i i * ? on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:39:00 PST

<333

Wisdom.. stay loose. learn to watch snails. plant impossible gardens. invite someone dangerous to tea. make little signs that say yes and post them all over your house. make friends with freedom and u...
Posted by ` T o r i i * ? on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:35:00 PST