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Glynn

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About Me

I don't like poetry. Anything meaningful that can be said has already been said a thousand times over for hundreds of years. So don't pretend to be profound because you're probably not.Also, I really like music. So much, in fact, that I I hate most of it. Talking music with me is like talking politics with someone else. Don't open that can of worms, unless you're ready for it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who only talk about themselves and ask them what makes them so interesting.I'd also like to be in a band with a real-life castrato. As long as I didn't have to see his (or her?) mangled genitalia, of course.

My Blog

Theory of a Deadman is the worst band ever...

Read the title of this entry again....  Now read the lyrics to this ULTRA HOT, NEW SMASH HIT HEARD ONLY ON PLANET RADIO 96.5!!!!!!"So sick of the hobos always begging for changeI don't like how I gott...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:26:00 GMT

Robert G. Ingersoll

"Is there a supernatural poweran arbitrary mindan enthroned Goda supreme will that sways the tides and currents of the worldto which all causes bow? I do not deny. I do not knowbut I do not beli...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:28:00 GMT

Quote of the day

Here's a quote from my new favorite website.  Some people may have heard of it.  It's called The Best Page in the Universe.  Search for it. "If minds had anuses, blogging would be what ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Holiday spirit my ass.

So I've decided to blog again.  It's been a while.  I've been on the rig for a week now.  In exactly ten days - Christmas Day - I'll be on my way back home.  This is the first...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:14:00 GMT

Erleichda.

Today I stepped out of the living quarters and I realized that I haven't seen sunlight since Saturday.  I'm still making adjustments to this offshore lifestyle, though I'm not sure I'll ever tota...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:41:00 GMT

One more day....

Yep.  That's right.  After three weeks offshore, I will finally be going home tomorrow.  I never thought I would be this happy to jump on a helicopter before. I think I'm suffering from...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:59:00 GMT

Music that everyone should hate....

Here's a list of bands and/or musicians I wish did not exist.  If given the opportunity, I would personally torture and dismember these musicians until they would die from loss of blood.  Th...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:59:00 GMT

Time to Kill

So I've got about thirty minutes before class. I figured this would be a good way to waste that time.  I don't really do blogging. I guess it's because I have nothing to say about anything anymor...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:10:00 GMT

The art of typing one-handed

Yesterday, while at work, I sliced my left ring finger wide open.....  And now I can't play my bass until it heals.  I think it's time to get my ass out of the restaurant business. ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:20:00 GMT

Oh! What a Glorious Day!

Today, after seven years of employment, I quit working at Prejean's Restaurant.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 16:08:00 GMT