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sarah explosion

aint no party like my nanas tea party

About Me

im anxious and painfully impatient.[LOVEMYFLASH][/LOVEMYFLASH]

My Interests

i like looking in the mirror and imagining there are two of me. now that im old, i enjoy doing quieter things like shopping, hanging out with my close friends, more shopping, talking on the phone, laughing at the misfortune of others, watching the office with comentary for hours and hours, observing teen pregnancy, eating thai food, exercising at old lady gyms, tanning, i would be totally lying if i said i didn't like myspacing, i love anything that you need a swimsuit for, jet skis, swimming, water slides, also anything summery roller coasters, and roadtrips etc. i look forward to halloween all year even though it is usually cold on haloween and i loathe cold weather. i also hate dogs, christmas, slow drivers, working 9-5, not being able to afford facials, people who judge other people.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

im def a pop princess lover, although you would have never guessed it back in the day. i love my brit and madonna, gwen stefani, and i enjoy some country(fuck you if you dont like it. older stuff though, not anything like "she thinks my tracters sexy", or "whiskey for my men" bs, but like johnny cash and dolly.

Movies:

hmmmm. i like anything with the living dead 1st of all. im obsessed with zombies and vamps. you have to drug me or bind me to get me to watch a romantic comedy-i hate that shit. some of my all time favs are clueless, cowboy ugly, breakfast club, 28days later, juno, jason and the argonauts(1963),underworld, harold and kumar go to white castle, saved, old school, american pie, bring it on, troy, charlies angels, the hills have eyes, mean girls, apocalypto, dawn of the dead, fido, hot fuzz, butterfly effect, breakfast on pluto, sunshine, jesus camp, sicko

Television:

buffy, project runway, reba, high school reunion, talk soup, the girls next door, the anna nichole show, family guy, aqua teen, maetalocalyps A LOT, dirt, the office, house, bones, what not to wear, man vs wild, will and grace, tyra, work out

Books:

the best book EVER is Sir. Arthur C. Clark's 2001: a space odyssey, followed closely by Middlesex(Jeffrey Eugenides), also Virgin Suicides, and The Lovely Bones and Lucky(Alice Sebold)

Heroes:

zachary steven graddy

My Blog

r.i.p. timmy

this is timmy, a stray we adopted and later found to have the rare and deadly though preventable virus, feline infectious peritonitis.  though timmy was sweet and loving, he died a painful a...
Posted by sarah explosion on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:08:00 PST

80 reasons i will probably kill today

the sun is shining, so why is today so shitty? lets see. first i let some fucking inbred skank cut my bangs on friday and she butchered them so badly they probably wont grow out until my birthday. ...
Posted by sarah explosion on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:43:00 PST

beautiful days

if god existed, i would be telling him to fuck off right about now for making today, the one day a week i work from 9am - 11pm, the only NICE day out of about 50 horible snowy days. jesus christ, i ...
Posted by sarah explosion on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:29:00 PST

i am that girl

no, not mary tyler moore.  that trashy-good moment of realization came yesterday evening, when i  found my self standing in the middle of the road,  face flushed with anger, neighbors s...
Posted by sarah explosion on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

i'm not really so much a fly girl anymore

as a fly old lady.  i think 23 is like the official "old."  i really HATE being 23 and it's only been like 5 days.  soon i'll be too old to be on myspace, or anything else rea...
Posted by sarah explosion on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:25:00 PST

have boyfriend, will recluse

maybe i've just been single for an extra long time now, because it's taken some adjustment to this relationship thing. some would say it's that i'm dating someone i actually like this time around. may...
Posted by sarah explosion on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

oh, to be hated

no one knows what it's like!!! but seriously, one of the things i hate the most in life is unjustifiable hatred. the very worst kind of course being unjustifiable hatred of me, something i've encounte...
Posted by sarah explosion on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

a strange emotion

is it guilt? you wouldn't know i guess unless you're an atheist, but have you been trapped in that awkward moment whenever you're talking to a christian and they ask, "where do you go to chu...
Posted by sarah explosion on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:57:00 PST

bored, contemplative, and depressed

i'll be 23 in august and the sudden realization of this has turned my unwavering optimism sour.as this is the age that certain sobering facts come to light. I've started to do a mental comparison of m...
Posted by sarah explosion on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

the funniest thing i've ever read

Jeremiah Tucker: Final bye-bye-bye to Justin Timberlake The Joplin Globe By Jeremiah Tucker   It's a sobering moment in every man's life when he realizes he needs to let Justin Timberlake go. I ...
Posted by sarah explosion on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:48:00 PST