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Kevin

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

About Me

I think I'm mean, but people never seem to believe me. I don't eat shellfish, or at least not crustaceans. I'm not allergic or anything I just don't dig exoskeletons, I think they're bugs. I also don't really like eating meat that still has a bone on it, it just kinda freaks me out to gnaw on bones. Years ago I had a near-death experience when I drove my Thunderbird underneath a Semi-truck at 65mph... this was nowhere near as cool, and a lot more painful than it looked when they did it in Smokey and the Bandit.

My Interests

Cooking, gambling, superheroes, mysterious hatches, hapless musicians from New Zealand and Alton Brown.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not sure I really want to meet anyone. Is that bad? OK, maybe I want to meet Chicago folks, Winona Ryder, people involved in the monkey's riding on dogs rodeo, Shaq and people who can get me a discount at Starbucks. That's it. Ok, maybe Midwesterners in general are fine, Natalie Portman if Winona's not available, I'd settle for a monkey on a tricycle, Dirk Novitski and a discount at Coffee Bean. You know come to think of it, you don't even have to be from the US, if you're a doe-eyed aspiring actress who likes monkeys, can go to your left and brew a pot of joe, that's cool. Also I'd kind of like to meet Alton Brown.

Music:

If I tell you... you tell someone else... next thing you know, everybody knows.

Movies:

Remember the Peter Sellers - Shirley MacLaine "love scene" in Being There? That was great.

Television:

I like shows with Alton Brown in them. Also, I like TV shows that have a healthy amount of cooking, gambling, superheroes, mysterious hatches or hapless musicians from New Zealand in them.

Books:

Nelson Algren is damn good. Plus there's a fountain right by my old place in Chicago named after him. It used to be a really dirty and crappy fountain. Then the city cleaned it.

Heroes:

When I was growing up all of my heroes were people who had died in a pool of their own vomit. As I've aged I've realized that they might not be appropriate "heroes" but I have yet to replace them. I'm considering Alton Brown.

My Blog

Pan Fried Steak

I've recently become more and more annoyed that, whenever it was that myspace decided we could come up with personalized urls, they failed to mention that the url could NEVER be changed. Or, perhaps m...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:49:00 PST

The Question

Lately I've found myself pondering& nay, almost haunted by a number of lingering questions. From the practical stuff: What is next for me professionally? Where am I going to live next month? Next year...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

Kidnapped by a talkshow

Four weeks ago I accepted a two week job to help another new show in New York. My logic was this: I've been vacationing for months, traveling, relaxing, playing video games, working on my herb garden....
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:17:00 PST

I'm a sucker

I am a total sucker for those stupid minigames on this site (and a few other sites). I mean... I know it's completely stupid and that by swatting the fly, or kicking the field goal, or out dancing tha...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:20:00 PST

Comments

OK, I know I'm a little "old school" here, but I don't understand the way the Myspace comments are being utilized. People don't use them to make actual "comments." It seems people use them to have...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:43:00 PST

Sorry

I know it's not so much a rule as it is a guideline to have one... I just seem to have misplaced my black and white photo of me playing the bass and/or guitar. Sorry to all my friends, I know I'm le...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:31:00 PST

The Way I See It

I'd like to thank Starbucks for yet another innovation. You see now, in addition to waking me up and kicking my acid reflux into high gear first thing in the morning, they are also including these l...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 04:00:00 PST

How 'bout I compromise

They say people are supposed to have 3 (or some other arbitrary number the carebears made up) hugs per day. But people who know me know I'm not real big on hugs... hell sometimes handshakes make me un...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 06:15:00 PST

badminton anyone?

Love this article. The only question... can I still wear my distressed blazer while I'm quilting? http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-et-antihip20jul 20,1,624641.story (in case the link ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

watermark of adulthood?

Five years ago... the summer of 2000 (the most magical time ever)... my only worry (and/or obligation) was figuring out on which Chicago rooftop to get drunk on any given night. Now... 2005... I fee...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST