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*Jennifer G*

Come Again?

About Me

Hi! My name Jennifer but you can call me Jenny, Jenn-AAA or just jen.....my best friends little girl calls me "Big Butt"...so i guess pretty much anything I will respond too! LOL!!! I am a fun loving-warm hearted person who is just trying to make it in this crazy world. My favorite thing to do is be active! Sports, drinking, or having sex it is all relative.....LOL!!!! I am never serious and do not have time for drama....I say what I want when I want and pretty much alwayz get in trouble for it...ha ha!!! I love my friends dearly and hope to find a man I can call my own......FYI that mission is not very sucessful...LOL!

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My Interests

I love to have fun, go hiking, running, swimming, anything active I am there. Sports are a must softball, soccer, volleyball, my new found love GOLF. My most favorite things are shopping, sun, and hot guys!! LOL....if i could ever manage to find one that isnt a complete RETARD. I have a pitbull named Penelope Marie and she can hi-five and roll over...for scooby snacks that is...ha ha! Hopefully someday I can have more dogs but not until i get my house in the woods with the big back yard. Back in my hayday i was a party girl but now i just want to have a home and a studmuffin to call my own. I wanna trade in those red high heels for a pair of slippers LOL!!! I love men especially intelligent, active, fun, humorous ones! If you dont need a paper bag over your head and you can make me laugh you got a pretty good shot with this GAL. For the most part i am down for any cause!!!

I'd like to meet:

I want to Meet a GUY who will smack my ass and call me baby. Hold me close and never LET me go.....can make promises and keep them....and will stay by myside FOREVER. I want to Meet "the one" who will look me in the eyes and know I am his other half. I want to Meet a GUY who can smile and it tells me everything is OK. I want to meet a GUY who stares at me thinking what did i get myself into? ha ha and I want to MEET a GUY who is not a COMPLETE dumbASSSSSSSS.....LASTLY.....I want to meet a guy who can give it to me Dirrrty ......Hell-O!!

Music:

I love all music...yes even opera...ha ha!! BUT first and foremost the 80's are my favorite. Then we got Good Ole' Country coming in 2nd and lastly everyone loves booty shaking jams! Music is life with a tune...whether I am partying, doing the nasty, taking a shower, or just trying to fall esleep....i gotta have me some JizzzAmssss!!!

Movies:

Wizard of Oz is my number of one all time, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy,Caddyshack,Caddyshack 2, Easy Money, Back to School, Grease, Grease 2, Goonies,Flashdance, Girls just wanna have fun, Say Anything,Ferris Buellers day off, 16 candles, one crazy summer, pretty much all 80's movies. Tommy Boy, Anchorman, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, South Park, Duece Bigelow, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, BORAT!!!! If it makes me laugh i freakin LUV it!!!

Television:

Mutley do something!!!! The Office, Family Guy, South Park, Spongebob, Saturday Night Live, MXC, Scooby doo, Flintstones, Top Cat, Superfriends, Dasterdly and Mutley.......Who's line is it anyway? LOVE COMEDY!!!

Books:

Karma Sutra's Guide to the NASTY....ha ha!!!! But seriously....I like motivational books....they remind me I am not a complete Screw up!

Heroes:

I would have to say anyone that set there mind to something and accomplished it

My Blog

Everything Changes

If you just walked awayWhat could I really say?Would it matter anyway?Would it change how you feel?I am the mess you choseThe closet you cannot close,The devil in you I suppose'Cause the wounds never ...
Posted by *Jennifer G* on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST

This is ME.....this is who I am

I always felt lost.....people always coming and going....but suddenly i see.... I always wondered who I would become or what my destiny was....but now i know.... Life has come together and with such p...
Posted by *Jennifer G* on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

Frustration...leads to Masturbation

How many times does one have to endure such madness before they have nothing left but an empty...hollow....heart. Frustrated I sit here and wonder what the heck is wrong with the world today and all t...
Posted by *Jennifer G* on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

Love is all I ever wanted

Love is all I ever wanted In the beginning....when we are young we take relationships for granted. Foolish we pass up the ones that really matter.....or look past the ones that could of been...
Posted by *Jennifer G* on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST